Comedy Gold

On Mafia

2012-01-24T18:46:00.000-08:00

Secundum: who are your (mafia) partners anyway?
Secundum: *checks list*
Secundum: Aha.
Secundum: I knew it!
Necare: Being the GM, I'd really fucking hope so.

On Being Your Woman

2012-01-14T20:13:00.000-08:00

Wallycaine: Ten minutes from now
Wallycaine: She wants to be that woman
Peytral: Wally
Peytral: Ten minutes from now
Peytral: I want to be YOUR woman
Peytral: I mean what?

On Dirty, Dirty Ovens

2012-01-06T22:20:00.000-08:00

Leaf: you may be selfcesting yourself at this point role
Leaf: there's something funky going on in that oven
* Kain gets home in time to see this
Kain: The fuck did I miss?
* Kain stares at the oven, then at Role, then at leaf, then at the pile of egos.
Kain: Talk dirty to me, oven.

On the Price of Failure

2012-01-04T19:29:00.000-08:00

Lachesis: Someone misplaced the missiles.
Lachesis: Strap them to the new missiles.

On That Which You Cannot See

2011-12-19T14:41:00.000-08:00

Ulta: Kali still here
Ulta: yes no?
Phoenix: Haven't seen her.
Kali: For the record, the things you can't see CAN hurt you, very very much >:

On great justice.

2011-12-16T20:36:00.000-08:00

Thorion: Oh, Mighty Dracobolt, will you remove all of my unjustly given warns?
Dracobolt: Done.
Thorion: You did nothing.

On Misspelling

2011-12-12T12:04:00.000-08:00

[3:02:01 PM] Steve McRagequit: godammit I can't even misspelll things properly

On Bold Undergarments

2011-12-11T15:15:00.000-08:00

[6:13:24 PM] Tan: anywho, on to brighter thongs...

On Fail Piles

2011-12-11T14:01:00.001-08:00

[5:00:27 PM] Steve McRagequit: me fails at life
[5:00:32 PM] Hinoa: How fitting
[5:00:35 PM] Steve McRagequit: IKNORITE
[5:00:41 PM] Steve McRagequit: JESUS FUCKIGN CHRIST

On Drinking Games

2011-12-10T11:06:00.000-08:00

Artemis: nerd
Amiti: Looks whose calling the kettle black and stop trying to drag me back.
Shadow: YOU NOOOOOOOOBS
Reimu Hakurei: gtfo scrubs
* Amiti takes Reimu's advice and leaves the Temple.
* Tractatus takes a drink.

On spellcasting.

2011-11-28T14:24:00.000-08:00

[22:05:59] Sabre: Draco, I need you to work your sexy magic!
[22:06:26] Draco: I didn't know I had any.
[22:06:34] Draco: I put all my skill points into elemental conjurations.

On Weapons

2011-11-17T06:37:00.000-08:00

Kain: "GUYS! Hey guys! Now...listen to this, kay...now...how about we, okay keep listening...how bout we cut OFF the handle of a lance...and THROW IT instead?"
Kain: "You're a genius vague background soldier # 142."
Ulta: Better yet, take the lance... shrink it into miniature... take a string and length of wood... And use THAT. Suddenly, bows.
RyuKenshin: Or, better plan
RyuKenshin: Take the lance
RyuKenshin: make it 3 times as big
RyuKenshin: and get a bigass bow on wheels
RyuKenshin: We'll call it the murderkillerwidowmaker
RyuKenshin: or ballista for short

On Yaoi and Blame

2011-11-15T06:31:00.000-08:00

Shadow Milotic: Ahhh. Well, Isaac/Ivan is one of the yaoi pairings I don't actually dislike.
Shadow Milotic: ...I blame HJ.
Delfeir: Anything involving Ivan is something we blame HJ for, duh.

On euphemisms.

2011-11-09T18:45:00.000-08:00

[02:39:54] Jerrygarcia: "Reading the poetry of Longfellow"
[02:42:19] Jerrygarcia: No i am not having a discussion about masturbation with you people
[02:42:38] Willridr: But it's ToK!
[02:42:41] Willridr: You must!
[02:43:31] Jerrygarcia: whether or not i scale mercury lighthouse is nobody's business

On food.

2011-11-08T22:20:00.000-08:00

Necare: Speaking of vaginas, I need to go make supper.

On zebras.

2011-11-08T22:19:00.000-08:00

Draco: Thanks to rhymezone, I now know that tyrannosaurus rex rhymes with extramarital sex.
Necare: This is what you get when you try to write rhyming couplets for a magical talking zebra, kids.

She's Incest

2011-11-07T18:44:00.001-08:00

Mireia: Yep, nothing like some good old fashioned incest to end the day on a high note.

On aliens.

2011-10-20T17:31:00.001-07:00

[01:29:03] Bison: I want Lucy Rose to sing at my wedding
[01:29:17] Secundum: Weddings? An alien ploy.
[01:30:13] Peypey: Aliens?
[01:30:21] Peypey: All a fabricated idea thought up by aliens.
[01:31:16] Peypey: Who don't ACTUALLY exist
[01:31:22] Peypey: Because they were destroyed by aliens.

On incorrect decisions.

2011-10-14T18:08:00.001-07:00

[02:07:12] Tan: either it's behind schedule or they streamed wong too much
[02:07:25] Draco-nyan: And they don't see anything wong with that?

On free candy.

2011-10-11T18:38:00.001-07:00

(Taken from http://i867.photobucket.com/albums/ab234/TheyAreNext-Uw3/IMAG0005.jpg)

Aorime (Ryu): All the cool kids hang out there with the man in the scary mask.

On pedophilia.

2011-10-03T21:18:00.001-07:00

[05:14:09] Wally: Or, you know, you could not argue in front of the kids
[05:14:13] Wally: Wally is the kids
[05:14:15] Were: :(
[05:14:20] Were: Were intercourses Wally

On silliness.

2011-10-01T20:43:00.001-07:00

Ryu: Pepsi's great. It's like beer, only it doesn't make you stupid.

Out of Context Theater, Vol. 11

2011-09-30T17:55:00.000-07:00

Hellfire Soul: Everything good in this world comes from someone touching themselves

On revelations.

2011-09-27T15:00:00.001-07:00

Jackal: I've been making a bigass plot event for the AWRP on the other forum
Necare: Yes, I believe you mentioned the other day.
Necare: I assume you would like to share?
Jackal: I just like talking for the sake of talking
Necare: oh kraden you're a woman
I CAN SEE FOREVER
Jackal: xD
Necare: Guys everything makes sense now.
Jackal: I just like the sound of my voice
Jackal: So I talk constantly
Necare HOLY SHIT
Necare: I'M RIGHT
Jackal: Okay i'm loling
Necare: YOU'RE JUST BLOWING MY MIND ALL OVER THE PLACE TONIGHT
Jackal: What can I say? I deliver the full package each time
Necare: And that package is made of BOMBS.
Necare: Freakin' mind grenades, man.

On height restrictions.

2011-09-27T14:59:00.002-07:00

Necare:By the way.
Necare: How tall is Emi?
Jackal: 5'2"
Necare: ...
Necare: What.
Jackal: :troll:
Necare: What the HELL, man.
Necare: You cannot be serious.
Jackal: I am the most serious.
Necare: You fucker.
Necare: You unpredictable bastard.
Jackal: uMad
Necare: You trolling son of a bitch.
Necare: You flaming titwad.
Jackal: lol

On solutions.

2011-09-27T14:59:00.001-07:00

(Amiti)The Illusive Man: I wonder if I can work that thread into my Military Coup.
(Amiti)The Illusive Man: when I bring down the dirty commie fascists that have taken over the temple.
Necare: No worries, they'll get bored eventually.
Necare: ^ (Solution to every problem at the Temple.)

On Boyd's ever increasing orangeness.

2011-09-26T03:20:00.000-07:00

Gilgamesh: Ew, we had spaghetti today but we have that so often I'm tired of tit :U

On overkill.

2011-09-25T19:01:00.000-07:00

Ninja Stave +1 Non-Directional Lasers everyone
[02:59:47 | Edited 02:59:57] Yui: Yui pichuuuuuuuun!
[02:59:49] Meimei-Beatrice: Meimei-Beatrice master sparks steve's non-directional laser
[03:00:00] Wally: ZEPH
[03:00:08] Wally: HI!
[03:00:10] Yui: Yui pichuuun!
[03:00:18] Ninja Stave +1: Ninja Stave +1 Double Sparks Tan's Master Spark
[03:00:24] Yui: Yui pichuuun!
[03:00:32] Zephy: Hi!
[03:00:33] Meimei-Beatrice: Meimei-Beatrice fantasy heavens steve's double spark
[03:00:39] Yui: QUIT IT YOU GUYS I SUCK AT TOUH-
[03:00:41] Ninja Stave +1: Curses, foiled again
[03:00:42] Yui: Yui pichuuun!
[03:00:46] Ninja Stave +1: nyoro~n
[03:01:00] Kain: Kain Omega Strikes Tan and Stave

FROM
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On Evolutious Interruptus

2011-09-23T20:34:00.000-07:00

Role: Words and symbols evolve over time, so...
* Draco presses B.
Draco: WHAT NOW?

On Boob Doctors

2011-09-21T00:02:00.001-07:00

Jenna: You are the resident slumber party boob doctor, Sacra.

Out of Context Theater, Vol. 10

2011-09-11T18:43:00.000-07:00

Adell: No, give it to me so I can give it to Delf who will then give it to Steve (who will give it to me, who will give it to you, who will give it to Delf...)

On mongrelism.

2011-09-10T02:07:00.000-07:00

Shadow Milotic: Also, WTF was with the day shift today? ಠ_ಠ
Nisa: Mongrels were mongreling everywhere spreading the prattling of mongrelism to the amusement of other mongrels and the annoyance of everyone else.

On the Army

2011-09-07T14:37:00.000-07:00

[5:32:01 PM] Nove Fidelis Incendia: [...] I'm legally allowed to work on A/C's
[5:32:26 PM] Nove Fidelis Incendia: cost me $15k
[5:32:45 PM] Nove Fidelis Incendia: [that's including tech school]
[5:33:07 PM] Nove Fidelis Incendia: didn't get shit for job placement
[5:33:16 PM] Bane: That sucks.
[5:33:24 PM] Nove Fidelis Incendia: /one/ of the many reasons for going Army
[5:33:35 PM] Nove Fidelis Incendia: for which, I'll be doing the same job
[5:33:48 PM] Nove Fidelis Incendia: among other things
[5:33:56 PM] Nove Fidelis Incendia: like pushups

You Said It, You Can't Unsay It, Vol. 5

2011-09-06T16:51:00.000-07:00

Willridr: I'll admit it, I'm a Thorion fanboy

On beca.

2011-08-31T11:50:00.000-07:00

Super Slash: I'm so bored... This seems like a good time to work on the GSDD game script
Peytral: There is no game script, only ZUUUUUUUUUUUUL
Dracobolt: You misspelled beca.
Peytral: [radio edit] beca.
Wally Caine: What is Beca?
Peytral: Beca isn't even a thing. It isn't even a meme.
Wally Caine: Idk, it seems pretty memetastic to me
Peytral: It's even less funny than Zuul, and that's saying something.
Peytral: It has no basis, and since it doesn't mean anything it's pointless to use it.
Peytral: The only way to use it is to force its usage even more than the average meme
Peytral: And even then it STILL wouldn't make sense.
Peytral: Beca's level of retardedness is over 9000, inert much like the balls, my body can NOT take it, it is a miserable pile of secrets
Super Slash: ...what
Peytral: You can not teach it to shoot fireballs, it is NOT your sandwich, it doesn't like trains.
Peytral: It is sappin' mah hilarity
Peytral: tl;dr there is no beca, only ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
Peytral: In bed.
Dracobolt: That's the point of beca, Peytral.
Peytral: Which is why beca sucks cocks, and I shat bricks every time you [radio edit]ing bring it up
Peytral: You can't even Rule 34 beca. Clearly it needs to die because it doesn't belong in this world. It is a HORRIBLE night to have a beca.
Peytral: Gentlemen, do NOT behold beca, for anger and hatred cannot defeat it.
Peytral: But it is still powerless before the Void.
Peytral: Why can't it just die when it is killed. Because seriously, what is beca I don't even
Wally Caine: Because it's funny?
Wally Caine: Also, I like conversing entirely in nonsense syllables, so maybe I should adopt beca...
Peytral: If there is evil in this world, it lurks in the heart of beca
Peytral: It's a stupid REPLICAAAAAAAAAA and should go die
Peytral: In fact, I would tentacle lolis before I would tentacle beca
Wally Caine: Beca beca beca beca beca beca?
Peytral: Look at your meme. Now back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped using beca in such an incessantly pointless manner and switched to HURF DURF, it could be funny
Peytral: Look down. Back up. Where is it? It's on a forum with memes your meme could be like.
Peytral: What's in your Sbox? Back at me. I have it. It's a joke with two memes that could make you laugh.
Peytral: Look again. The jokes are now TASTY ARROWS. Anything is possible when your meme is funny and not retarded.
Peytral: I'm on a boat.

That Explains It, Vol. 2

2011-08-28T22:17:00.000-07:00

[1:16:33 AM] Kain: If you want a yaoi char, I'll swap because Kain wasn't made for that in mind.
[1:16:35 AM] Kain: I mean...
[1:16:38 AM] Kain: What's wrong with you?
[1:16:51 AM] Zephira: Internet :3

On the Clanless

2011-08-22T19:42:00.001-07:00

[10:41:19 PM] Peytral: All Clanless do are wank

On doing it wrong.

2011-08-22T04:44:00.001-07:00

Jarnakel: Not what I was getting at~
Ian: orly
Jarnakel: Yarly
Ian: SO YOU CLAIM
Jarnakel: I CLAIM NOTHING
Jarnakel: and then Jarn was homeless
Jarnakel: I
Jarnakel: what
Ian: Okay Jarn, we'll go through how to play Monopoly again.
Jarnakel: Nyoro~n

On sales pitches.

2011-08-22T04:32:00.000-07:00

Gilgamesh: Judging by the latest posts, Miko, I think what's going on right now is that Hell is trying to sell us Old Spice.
Shadow Milotic: Seems like it, yes.
Hell: Are you sold?
Gilgamesh: Already use it. I am the man Miko wishes her man smelled like.
Shadow Milotic: No.

On Steam Sales

2011-08-21T19:42:00.001-07:00

[10:42:12 PM] Delfeir: Steam: "IT'S SALE TIME!" Delf: "NO, STEAM, NO! *cowers*"

On Restraining Orders

2011-08-16T21:36:00.000-07:00

Randy: Ooooh I'll get you one day role.
Randy: You my biggest adventure yet lol
Role: When I see you at my front door, I may consider it. But until then, you're just some country boy to me.
Role: :P
Randy: Ima do it role, i have family texas willing to put me up for a night.
Role: I look forward to the restraining order! <3

On phones.

2011-08-16T16:56:00.000-07:00

[00:54:53] Hinoa: Screw you guys and your osu >=[
[00:55:00] Amy Lynn: OSU?
[00:55:00] Wallace Caine: Well, you can do that too, but bananas will get you more votes

On Hate

2011-08-16T07:07:00.000-07:00

Delfeir: It takes a rare man, such as Jackal, to hate something in five minutes.
Delfeir: And keep hating it and everything else in a similar timeframe.

On Sense

2011-08-12T05:54:00.001-07:00

Delfeir: Sense is for people who don't have part-time blue hair.

On tup- er, typos.

2011-08-11T13:51:00.000-07:00

Peytral: ANTIDOTE
Peytral: PARALYZ HEAL
Peytral: SUPER PORTION
Peytral: *POTIOIN
Peytral: ...
Peytral: *POTIOM
Peytral: GODDAMMIT
Peytral: *POTION
Theyarenext: *POTION
Peytral: Finally

On Genderswapping

2011-08-07T13:48:00.000-07:00

Sabre Dance: I should have been born a dude
Necare: Man, that sounds like me, Sabre.

Out of Context Theater, Vol. 9

2011-08-07T07:58:00.001-07:00

Delfeir: You never know, it might actually enjoy the concept of being eaten.

Out of Context Theater, Vol. 8

2011-08-06T19:12:00.001-07:00

Zephira: Maddyyyy, where did you go, I want your pants >:

On Sweetness

2011-08-03T21:58:00.001-07:00

[12:57:11 AM] PK: That's so sweet it gave me diabetes
[12:57:12 AM] PK: Oh wait

On losing battles.

2011-08-03T06:00:00.000-07:00

Gilgamesh: I'll take that as a "yes."
Gilgamesh: So prepare yourself Miko
Gilgamesh: I am fully ready to take on the wrath of your pants.

On tangents

2011-08-02T21:05:00.000-07:00

[11:01:36 PM] Jarnakel: anywho. Tangent over. Continue
[11:01:49 PM] Jarnakel: in before the word Tangent kicks off a Tangent about Tangent

On Winning

2011-07-31T20:05:00.000-07:00

Zephira: And I just thought of something. If that one candleguy in Beauty and the Beast has a candlestick for a face, and his wick is always lit, what happens when the wax melts?
Chrono: indescribable horror
MadMustache: nightmare fuel really
Chrono: nightmare fuel on par with ryu/satty fics
RyuKenshin: oh dear god
RyuKenshin: please in the love of kraden tell me those do not exist
Chrono the Chicken: I think we found our hallowe'en contest
Chrono the Chicken: or sunny-chan/giant spiders
RyuKenshin: ...And the winner gets a banning!

On non-fiction

2011-07-31T05:41:00.000-07:00

Gilgamesh: Remember, son, leave the slashes to the fanfic writers and the butt enthusiasts.
Phoenix7: We tried, it didn't go anywhere. XD
Shadow Delfeir: Yeah, because you bored me. *shrug*
Phoenix7: I think you just bored yourself. Or perhaps you were afraid?
Gilgamesh: You two need to get a room

On tru wub

2011-07-31T04:17:00.000-07:00

Gilgamesh: Only man I have at the moment is you, Tan, and you're currently stuck in furniture limbo
Gilgamesh: Some freakish table/chair/barrel hybrid
Phoenix7: At least he serves all your needs~

On boyd, summarised.

2011-07-31T04:10:00.000-07:00

Gilgamesh: It's okay, I don't have Miko's MAN either, for reasons that probably make perfect sense

On dolls

2011-07-31T03:46:00.000-07:00

Eminescence: y u so mean ;~;
Hell: Because we love you
* Gilgamesh presents Insul with a Sayaka doll to make him feel better.
* Tan blows up the sayaka doll with MIND BULLETS
Tan: what's this? trying to replace me? my, my. am I not good enough for you? fine then. you should just die. *stabs emily*
Phoenix7: wat
Gilgamesh: ...It's not a blow up doll, Tan.
Admiral Milotic: Or is it? O bby.

On technology.

2011-07-30T13:38:00.001-07:00

[21:37:22] Jarnakel: I am srs Jarn and hovercats are srs srs business

On Fanboying

2011-07-29T06:19:00.000-07:00

Hell: Man, this song. Emotional Skyscraper <3
Eminescence: What's it from?
Hell: That series I fanboy. Y'know, the one with lots of bullets, a ridiculous fandom and a cast made almost entirely of girls
Eminescence: Madoka?

On Invalidity

2011-07-26T16:11:00.000-07:00

[5:52:51 PM] HFS: Also, I'm made entirely of fire, Draco
[5:53:01 PM] HFS: Kinda hard to grab a liver out of something without one
[5:53:06 PM] Draco: I AM MADE ENTIRELY OF RAGE, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

On improvement.

2011-07-22T17:06:00.001-07:00

[01:04:21] Tiamezara: Congratulations, Sera, on using something lame to do awesome
[01:04:40] Tiamezara: It's like using a donkey's jawbone to kill a thousand men

On Advice

2011-07-20T21:09:00.001-07:00

[12:08:39 AM] Dracobolt: Well, who am I to ignore the advice of people on the internet?
[12:08:49 AM] Wallycaine: A smart person?

Skype in a Nutshell

2011-07-19T22:21:00.000-07:00

[1:19:24 AM] *** Jenna added PK ***
[1:19:37 AM] Peytral: Ow
[1:19:40 AM] *Jenna heals everyone with Iris
[1:19:41 AM] Peytral: Peytral is killed. Period.
[1:19:53 AM] PK: Hmm
[1:19:59 AM] *Jacob high fives Peytral's charred corpse
[1:20:01 AM] *Jacob spits on Jenna
[1:20:06 AM] MadMustache: whoa whoa
[1:20:09 AM] *Jenna pisses on Jacob
[1:20:19 AM] MadMustache: better
[1:20:23 AM] Wallycaine: Hi Pk
[1:20:29 AM] PK: Hi
[1:20:36 AM] MadMustache: hi
[1:20:38 AM] Draco: Hi, Pk, this is pretty much what these are always like.
[1:20:44 AM] Draco: Aren't you glad you came?

On danger.

2011-07-18T16:17:00.001-07:00

[00:03:00] RyuKenshin: You've activated my trap card!
[00:03:09] Hinoa: Ryu's actually a girl?

On butts.

2011-07-18T09:28:00.000-07:00

Thorion: What do you think Alex would look like with a donkey's head?
Sveta: a smartass
Sveta: or a badass
Admiral Milotic: It wouldn't make much difference, he's already an ass.

On girth.

2011-07-11T03:51:00.000-07:00

Gilgamesh: Uh, Ye Old Magniloquent Gallery, Library, and Conservatory forum, I guess
Gilgamesh: Goddamn I hate that name, it's longer than a Vaèscent post

On Clan Contrasts

2011-07-10T19:43:00.000-07:00

Jacob: *breaks Zephira*
FiendladyZ: *bunnies Jacob*
Saturos: And here you see the Solian and Martian approaches contrasted nicely...

On Handy Summaries

2011-07-08T22:13:00.000-07:00

After a long string of fish puns:
[1:13:22 AM] HFS: This line of conversation can be summed up as
[1:13:25 AM] HFS: Fish +1.

On Art

2011-07-08T21:54:00.001-07:00

[12:53:46 AM] Wallycaine: ART IS CROTCHES

On context.

2011-07-05T18:55:00.000-07:00

[02:54:03] WOMANlace Caine: Your size is smaller than his size
[02:54:07] Peytral: \o
[02:54:18] Peytral: Well he has like
[02:54:22] Peytral: 15 years over me
[02:54:24] Peytral: >:U
[02:54:32] Peytral: Mine's still growing
[02:54:39] Taneko: ohbby
[02:54:53] WOMANlace Caine: *pats peytral* You just tell yourself that...

On strategic dreaming.

2011-07-04T20:12:00.000-07:00

Jarnakel: Good luck, lucid dreams, may your nukes vanquish your foes without international incident etc
Jarnakel: imeanwhat
Elvashar: I don't... Man, maybe I should stop wishing you lucid dreams...
Jarnakel: Problem, Aeon? :awe:
Elvashar: Elvashar flees.
Jarnakel: :<
Jarnakel: B-b-but. Nukes solve everything!
Jarnakel: It's like snoutpunching. Only even more powerful!

On ignorance.

2011-07-04T19:43:00.000-07:00

Luta: He is, in fact, both.
But he's also incredibly hax and the only way to beat him is to genderbend him into a girl and ignore him.
Jarnakel: Lies. I just ignore him. No genderbending required. But then, I'm SRS Jarn.
Luta: Well I mean if you meet him in a combat situation...
...which is kind of a stupid thing for you to do.
MadMustache: Who'd just stand there ignoring someone in combat? Jarn does!

On The Ladies

2011-06-30T15:42:00.001-07:00

[6:38:14 PM] Darkridr: Thorion respects people?
[6:38:26 PM] RyuKenshin: Aparently Jenna, Kiki, and Satty
[6:38:51 PM] HFS: Important women on the Temple, basically

On The Stupid

2011-06-26T14:00:00.000-07:00

[5:00:08 PM] Amiti: I am not so stupid to hijack the Pony Image dump thread.
[5:00:16 PM] Peytral: I am.
[5:00:21 PM] Peytral: I'm all ABOUT stupid

On Technophilia

2011-06-25T18:03:00.000-07:00

Secundum: [radio edit] my pc.
Father Moose: I fully intend to.

(We're) On A Boat

2011-06-11T09:59:00.000-07:00

‹UltaFlame› And then Draco was aboard a ship/.
‹UltaFlame› A pirate ship.
‹Draco› Yay!
* Sacra make abterre ets pboard
* Draco changes nickname to Pirate Queen Draco
* Sacra doesnt invide anyone
‹Holly (Steve)› d'awwww
* Pirate Queen Draco invades Sacra
‹Holly› o.o
‹Pirate Queen Draco› It's just like it sounds.
‹Sacra› oh, my
* Sacra blushes
‹Holly› so much banana pudding
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Time to walk the plank.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› If you know what I mean.
‹Sacra› =0
‹Holly›
‹Sacra› I... I think i do...
‹Holly› wait.... o.0
* Holly salps Draco
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Be careful, Sacra.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› It's a trap!
‹Hinoa› what is this, I don't even
‹Sacra› molly we are havening a MONENTM
‹Pirate Queen Draco› A moth?
‹Holly› oh sorr-wait
‹Pirate Queen Draco› A monument?
‹Sacra› a momentum
‹Jenna› save it for the srs topic in sp ladies!
‹Holly› I can haz moment too? (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
Pirate Queen Draco giggles coyly.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› As you say, Jenna.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› :kyle:
‹TheSeaKing› back. xD
‹Sacra› XDD
‹Holly› d'awwwww ;_;
‹Sacra› hi seaking
‹Holly› me is unloved
‹Pirate Queen Draco› All aboard the good ship Draco!
* Sacra salps molly
* Holly is unloved and can't tuype
‹Hinoa› That's what she said!
‹Sacra› she said what?
* Holly boards the good ship Draco
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Where the good times never end!
‹Jenna› Oh snap it's Kyle he's so ****ing hot
‹Hinoa› That's what she said!
‹Holly› \o/
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Sword fights and rigging galore!
‹Sacra› bwaha
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Pirates know a lot of rope tricks.
‹Sacra› kyle wil never look the same :<
‹Holly› is it like the ship level in Donkey Kong Country 2?
‹Sacra› hey poiuoiuuu
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Anyone interested in being my cabin person?
‹Poui› hai?
‹Holly› OOOOOOOH ME
‹Sacra› there is a srs topci in the girl place
‹Holly› PICK ME PICK ME
‹Hinoa› Miss Draco. I'm a ninja. Am I still allowed aboard, or are you of the type that actually still gives a shit about the Feud?
‹Pirate Queen Draco› A word of warning, you'll be spending a lot of time in the cabin. ;D
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Well, is your sword just for show, or are you any good with it?
‹Sacra› can i be the corws nest
‹Holly› I'm a pirate ninja sorcerer, so yeah /o/
‹Poui› I shall respond there. \o
‹Sacra› yaaay thx o/
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Well, then, Holly, better put on your robe and wizard hat and come aboard!
* Holly dons robe and wizard hat!
‹Hinoa› I'm a master of swording, and I know an interesting trick with a naginata and a kusari-gama
* Holly boards
‹Sacra› i make pretty good panckaes
‹Jenna› i want to be a manatee!
‹Sacra› does anyone els ekeep damcing in their seat
* Pirate Queen Draco polishes her blade.
* Sacra throws a ppanckea at braco
* Pirate Queen Draco hopes the pancake is topped with banana pudding.
* Pirate Queen Draco polishes Hinoa's blade next.
‹Sacra› yes is it
‹Sacra› it is
‹Pirate Queen Draco› ***cellent.
* Holly adds moar pudding. Nevar enuff!
‹Poui› what
‹safd› Dracobolt, I need you to do something for me.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› ...
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Really?
‹Sacra› =O
‹Hinoa› .....
‹Holly› what
‹Pirate Queen Draco› It censors the s-e-x word?
‹Sacra› ***
‹Sacra› hahahaha
‹Pirate Queen Draco› What kind of lame, orgy-preventing chat room is this?
‹safd› This is run by Sea. It probably censors everything.
‹Jenna› ahhhhhh i saw lightning
‹Poui› *** *** ***
‹Holly› d'awwwww
‹Sacra› in twelve years old lmao
‹Sacra› ***
‹Sacra› butts
* Pirate Queen Draco explicits safd.
‹Sacra› poop
* safd is delighted.
‹Holly› that juse means we have to use smexy instead
‹TheSeaKing› Testing: ***
‹Hinoa› aaaand mark *against* this chat!
‹Pirate Queen Draco› =(
‹Pirate Queen Draco› We'll just have to be... creative.
‹Poui› Sea was trying to find the filters file to edit it, though.
‹Jarnakel Magnus› You mean a point FOR this chat, right Hinoa?
‹Holly› NO
‹Sacra› ***X
* Holly punts Jarnakel
‹Sacra› o bby
* Pirate Queen Draco explicits Jarnakel Magnus. It's very hot.
‹Hinoa› No, i'm quite sure I said against
* Jarnakel Magnus dodges with teleport
‹Sacra› =o
* Jarnakel Magnus dodges with teleport. Again
‹Pirate Queen Draco› TAKE IT, JARN, TAKE IT!
‹Pirate Queen Draco› YOU CAN'T IGNORE MY GIRTH!
‹Jarnakel Magnus› NEVAH
* Holly salps Draco meanwhile
* Pirate Queen Draco changes nickname to Gary Oak.
‹Gary Oak.›
‹Hinoa› .....
‹Jarnakel Magnus› Ok, Draco gets a tactical facepalm
‹Sacra› bahaha
‹Gary Oak.› So, Jarnakel, is that a ray gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
* Gary Oak. changes nickname to Pirate Queen Draco
‹Jarnakel Magnus› It's a ra gun. *vaporizes Draco*
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Welcome aboard the good ship Draco, Jarnakel.
‹Jarnakel Magnus› *Ray
‹Holly› well I'm happy to see you~
‹Pirate Queen Draco› It's time for you to join our pleasure cruise.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Next stop, the Virgin Islands!
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Of course, they won't stay that way for long.
‹Hinoa› joke expected/10
‹Holly› :monawesomeface:
‹Pirate Queen Draco› There's plenty of coconuts there.
‹Holly› d'awwww
‹Jarnakel Magnus› Too bad Draco. Looks like you'll be missing out on the cruise. On accouint of being vaporized
‹Jenna› and warm, wet, milk
‹Poui›
* Holly unvaporizes Draco
* Holly glomps the newly restored Draco
* Jarnakel Magnus drops a Dreadnought on the chat
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Oh, you should not dread this little trip.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Let's head down south, Jarn, and see what we can find. Maybe a large palm tree. ;D
* Jarnakel Magnus appologizes to those who bacame collateral damage
‹Hinoa› It'll only hurt a little.
‹Holly› you will join us, Jarn~
‹Hinoa› And only if you want it to~
* Holly is clearly some sort of hypotized zombie-thing
‹Jarnakel Magnus› *became. Bah. And no, I will not join you
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Holly's already put on her robe and wizard hat, and I'm sure she's experienced with wands.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Maybe she'll handle yours if you ask nicely.
* Jarnakel Magnus changes nickname to Mysemar Stalwart
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Do you know the Engorio charm, Holly?
* Sacra puts on her robe adn wizerd ghat
‹Sacra› =e=
‹Holly› maybe sacra does!
‹Holly› oh man this will be fun
‹Sacra› engorio what
‹Sacra› i mean yeahhh totoaly
* Hinoa zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
* Holly dances
* Pirate Queen Draco makes everyone walk the plank.
‹Sacra› ahaha its officialy tomorow in britian
‹Pirate Queen Draco› This concludes our cruise. Be sure to tip your cabin boy; he deserves it!
* Sacra "walks the planck"
* Holly looks at the clock o.0
* Mysemar Stalwart stands Stalwart, andthus avoids walking the plank
* Holly then walks the plank
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Thank you for sailing Banana Pudding cruise lines.
‹Holly› because why not
‹Hinoa› Aw, do I *have* to go?
‹Pirate Queen Draco› We hope you ride us again soon!
* Sacra salps holly
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Well, not you, handsome.
* Holly salps Sacra
‹Sacra› :<
‹Hinoa› =D
‹Pirate Queen Draco› The captain requests you in her quarters.
‹Holly› d'awwww
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Bring your sword - and nothing else. ;D
* Mysemar Stalwart sinks the ship
* Pirate Queen Draco returns to her quarters.
‹Sacra› who
* Mysemar Stalwart sprinkles sharks into the water, and removes atheism form draco's inventory
* Holly prevents the ship from sinking via godmodding
‹Mysemar Stalwart› *from
* Hinoa excuses himself, then strides over to the captain's quarters
* Holly is allowed to do this by the mod staff
* Mysemar Stalwart prevent's Holly from godmodding with godmodding
* Sacra rides a shark to fredon
* Pirate Queen Draco godmods Mysemar Magnus whatever his name is into bondage gear in the captain's quarters. It is very hot.
* Mysemar Stalwart removes godmodding from Holly's inventory
* Mysemar Stalwart dodges GODmodding with the Atheism he stole from Draco
* Pirate Queen Draco thinks Jarnakel should stop being such a bloody stick in the mud and go along with the fun.
‹Mysemar Stalwart› Ohsnaps.
* Hinoa uses Authorial Skill: Deus Ex Machina
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Heh heh. "Stick."
‹Mysemar Stalwart› Didn't see that coming, did you?
‹Holly› your atheism is still subject to mod abuse! the one power that can't be stolen!
‹Hinoa› It's the power that keeps on giving!
* Pirate Queen Draco sails off into the sunset, unharmed.
* Pirate Queen Draco changes nickname to Draco
‹Draco› Wow, that was a fun cruise!
* Sacra keeps the shakr
‹Sacra› sharkk
‹Holly› best cruise ever imo
‹Holly› may or may not need to be moved to srs srs bsns
‹Sacra› cruise shold eb movesd to srs bsns imo

On incestuous typos.

2011-06-09T23:36:00.001-07:00

[07:33:15] Will: And I do me first child.
[07:33:19] Will: Boy or girl

On Rain

2011-05-25T23:34:00.000-07:00

Gilgamesh: Is the rain driving you crazy again?
Gilgamesh: Holy shit it sounds like Gate of Babylon outside all of a sudden
Jackal: Yeah, suck it

Oh Snap

2011-05-23T17:23:00.001-07:00

Sundancer: Terri has double standards. would you shorten your name already, sexy?
Ceremonial Dentist Fridge (Terri): I like my name. D:
Necare: I like her name too. It is LONG and FORCEFUL.
Crash: Unlike a certain part of Necare HEY-OOOOOOOOOOO
Ceremonial Dentist Fridge: don't remind me, crash >:

On Conversational Intersections

2011-05-18T06:59:00.000-07:00

Lemu: ASK ME ABOUT MY QUADRATICS
Milotic: ...And Lust.

On the 700 Wives of King Solomon

2011-05-15T14:38:00.000-07:00

[5:35:17 PM] Dracobolt: How did he have time to, you know, with them all?
[5:35:25 PM] Airi: you know?
[5:35:30 PM] Dracobolt: No, you don't.

On hardware issues.

2011-05-14T20:34:00.000-07:00

[04:30:15] Will: Alright who knows something about computer hardware?
[04:30:37] Tsugi Shimekukuri: don't look at me, I don't have a clue.
[04:30:45] Dr Sodate Von Doom: ^
[04:30:51] Wallace Caine: ^
[04:31:10] Dr Sodate Von Doom: http://www.smartphowned.com/images/content/26001.jpg
[04:31:13] Tractatus: That would be Hinny-chuwan
[04:31:14] Hinoa: I can bullshit it.
[04:31:31] Hinoa: What's up, Will?
[04:31:34] Will: I'm trying to watch a video and no sound is coming through my speakers. I check the volume control, and it says nothing's coming through. I restart the browser. Nothing. I restart my computer. Nothing.
[04:31:48] Hinoa: Are there headphones plugged in?
[04:31:51] Dr Sodate Von Doom: xD
[04:32:01] Will: ...
[04:32:03] Hinoa: well, you gotta ask the dumb questions first.
[04:32:10] Dr Sodate Von Doom: please let it be no
[04:32:10] Will: I am a fucking moron

On peoples' thoughts.

2011-05-10T09:03:00.000-07:00

[Delfeir] DELFEEEEEEIR... PAUNCH!
Delfeir punches Gilgamesh in the face.
Gilgamesh is punched in the face
[Gilgamesh] Hey
[Gilgamesh] How dare you inflict damage on a national treasure
[Delfeir] A nation that hasn't existed in three thousand years.
[Gilgamesh] ...That's besides the point
[Delfeir] Okay, okay, that's fair. You know? Let's see if any Babylonians come up and complain about your treatment.
Delfeir listens really, really hard...
[Delfeir] ...I think I heard some dirt turning.
Gilgamesh shakes his fist

On Plus One

2011-05-07T12:15:00.001-07:00

Tandere: Clearly Venus' leadership is much more stable. Everyone knows that if we overthrew Boyd Ryu would just take the secondship for himself and rule with an iron fish.

Out of Context Theater, Vol. 7

2011-05-04T18:08:00.001-07:00

Mia: I guess that means I'll have a sex change!

Out of Context Theater, Vol. 6

2011-05-03T23:18:00.001-07:00

[2:16:58 AM] Sabre Dance: I'd like to firmly assess your firm ass.

On the Many Talents of Sabre Dance

2011-05-03T23:14:00.001-07:00

[2:13:29 AM] Sabre Dance:Or how I can speak Jesus
[2:13:30 AM] Sabre Dance: I mean
[2:13:32 AM] Sabre Dance: Japanese

On What She Said

2011-05-01T19:38:00.000-07:00

[10:37:52 PM] Sabre Dance: I'm sick of your shit
[10:37:52 PM] Tractatus: that's what she said

On business as usual.

2011-04-17T16:42:00.001-07:00

Fiendlady Z: lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian, lesbian? Lesbian!
Sacra: and now were back to classic slumber party

On Timing

2011-04-17T11:23:00.001-07:00

[2:22:32 PM] Darkridr: Steve can be the village idiot
[2:22:32 PM] Steve: But of course!

On... uh... I forget.

2011-04-15T17:27:00.001-07:00

Bowse: It's like I'm really playing Katawa Shoujo, but all the disabilities have been changed to Amnesia.

On murder.

2011-04-05T17:32:00.000-07:00

[8:20:30 PM] Lach: Kill everyone.
[8:21:18 PM] Grim: But that's so much WORK. :S
[8:27:58 PM] Lemu: ^ ladies and gentlemen, Luna's clan second

On Invalidation

2011-04-01T19:23:00.001-07:00

Jarnakel Magnus: And I'm Jarnakel Magnus. Your fun is invalid.

On flawless victories.

2011-03-29T10:33:00.000-07:00

[18:30:36] Tanlord: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[18:30:55] Tanlord: IT IS OVER, AT LAST
[18:31:03] Tanlord: I AM VICTORIOUS
[18:32:17] Tanlord: IT ONLY TOOK ME OVER A GORRAM YEAR, BUT IT IS NOW OVER
[18:32:46] Chrono Ivan: Jeez, you had that stool backed up for a year?

On timing.

2011-03-27T11:25:00.000-07:00

Lemu; fledglingArcheopteryx (FA) pees on Tan
The Honourable Tan: Exact same reaction as peo gave when I did it to him. Interesting.

On the Uses of Toastwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

2011-03-25T20:08:00.000-07:00

Draco: Toastercars have many glorious uses includiwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

On Conversation Whiplash

2011-03-19T18:31:00.000-07:00

Serph: I'm just chatting a bit with Moose.
Hinoa: Kinky
Peytral: indeed
Peytral: o bby obby
Serph: He's actually quite level-headed when you get a good conversation going.
Serph: Less innuendo.
(Eight minutes later...)
Serph: And then suddenly he's trying to get me to go gay.

True Story

2011-03-18T22:14:00.000-07:00

Chrono Ivan: Come arty, with [Hinoa] banned we can finally prance around in JC forum! *prance prance prance prance*
Hinoa: Since when did I ban prancing around in Jupiter?
Hinoa: I'm actually fairly certain that prancing is a Jupiter tradition
Chrono Ivan: Just cuz we let bliss do that parade of prancing every year doesn't mean it's considered acceptable for the rest of us to do it, Hinoa. UNTIL NOW!
Jackal: So, Michael Cera's a Jovian?
Artemis: He's got you there, Chrono
Chrono Ivan: Fine, then I'll leave. And start my own clan! With gambling! And hookers! In fact, forget the gambling!
Artemis: And the clan?
Jackal: And this is how the Venus Clan was born.
RyuKenshin: Very good Jackal, you know your Venus Clan history.

On filthiness.

2011-03-18T21:45:00.001-07:00

Peytral: Squee's time of the month is pretty nasty yeah

On where the house at.

2011-03-14T11:15:00.000-07:00

[18:11:15] Grim: It's a warehouse. Warehouses don't have reception areas the same way CEO offices don't have forklifts. There is a place for them, and that is not it.
[18:11:58] Novercalis Incendia: mm, the warehouses I've seen in person tell me differently
[18:12:14] Grim: The warehouses I've seen in person mean that you've seen some funky-ass warehouses.
[18:12:39] Grim: All with fancy frills and shit.
[18:12:40] Tan: woah, talking warehouses?
[18:13:15] Novercalis Incendia: indeed tan, they speak to me... in architecture

On accidental groping.

2011-03-12T15:34:00.000-08:00

Alex teh Eval: "you know when you're lying down naked and squeezing your boobs?" is not a good conversation starter within my friend group. I learned that the hard way. It ends up, they do not know.