On Evil Dogs

Chrono Ivan: Save me!
Hinoa: From what?
Chrono Ivan: Hinoa.
Chrono Ivan: I glomped Spella for salvation from YOUR evil
Hinoa: It's not evil.
Hinoa: It's just "misunderstoodness"
Chrono Ivan: It gets all over the carpet
Chrono Ivan: and swears in Latin
Chrono Ivan: that it will kill god and disembowel me
Chrono Ivan: That's pretty evil there.
Hinoa: No, that's an evil *dog*
Chrono Ivan: So sell it or something
Hinoa: Okay.
Hinoa: Chrono, want an evil dog? Only $50.
Chrono Ivan: Can I use it to slay god and disembowel people?
Chrono Ivan: In latin?
Hinoa: Just be sure to clean up after it.
Chrono Ivan: I'll take it!
Chrono Ivan: You're going to make the world again know unimaginable torment, lil' puppy! Yes you are! Yes you are!