Chrono: we have the technology
Chrono: we can rebuild satty
Chrono: faster
Chrono: stronger
Chrono: more terrible than before
Lachesis: yes, but
Lachesis: this is where you stop and think
Lachesis: yes, you can
Lachesis: but
Lachesis: should you?
HFS: "now he, too, is a homunculus"
Chrono: yes
Chrono: for science
Lachesis: and then it became Jurassic Park, but with Canadians instead of dinosaurs
Showing posts with label Chrono Ivan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chrono Ivan. Show all posts
On Rumblechat and Intellectual Discussions
Chrono: having intellectual discourse in rumblechat is approximately like defending a Ph. D. thesis by writing on bathroom walls
On the Stages of Grief
Chrono: actually the stages of greif thing was found to be a total crock
Chrono: the first stage is waifus
Chrono: then rage
Ulta: Then more rage
Chrono: then butthurt
Chrono: then more butthurt
Chrono: then so much butthurt
Ulta: Then always more rage
Chrono: eventually you become boyd
Chrono: the first stage is waifus
Chrono: then rage
Ulta: Then more rage
Chrono: then butthurt
Chrono: then more butthurt
Chrono: then so much butthurt
Ulta: Then always more rage
Chrono: eventually you become boyd
On Templesonas and Poetry
Squee: a few people had personas they used in GS RPs and they decided to solidify them and post profiles, then everybody else jumped on the bandwagon and started forcing it
Squee: and much like a fart, when they forced it it was revealed to be shit
Draco: You're such a poet, Squee.
Chrono: much better than that arty guy
Squee: and much like a fart, when they forced it it was revealed to be shit
Draco: You're such a poet, Squee.
Chrono: much better than that arty guy
On Never Changing
HJ: I have p much one memory of my time in that school
HJ: and that was getting in trouble for looking up a girl's skirt in first grade
HJ: when people told me to never change, I took it to heart
Chrono: right down to the grade 1 girls part
HJ: and that was getting in trouble for looking up a girl's skirt in first grade
HJ: when people told me to never change, I took it to heart
Chrono: right down to the grade 1 girls part
On Vices
Chrono: The 11 vices are
Chrono: Despair
Chrono: Fear
Chrono: Loathing
Chrono: Regret
Chrono: Sorrow
Chrono: Spiders
Chrono: Snakes
Chrono: Boyd Pls
Chrono: Peytral Pls
Chrono: Jackal Pls
Chrono: and Waifus
Chrono: Despair
Chrono: Fear
Chrono: Loathing
Chrono: Regret
Chrono: Sorrow
Chrono: Spiders
Chrono: Snakes
Chrono: Boyd Pls
Chrono: Peytral Pls
Chrono: Jackal Pls
Chrono: and Waifus
On Winning
Zephira: And I just thought of something. If that one candleguy in Beauty and the Beast has a candlestick for a face, and his wick is always lit, what happens when the wax melts?
Chrono: indescribable horror
MadMustache: nightmare fuel really
Chrono: nightmare fuel on par with ryu/satty fics
RyuKenshin: oh dear god
RyuKenshin: please in the love of kraden tell me those do not exist
Chrono the Chicken: I think we found our hallowe'en contest
Chrono the Chicken: or sunny-chan/giant spiders
RyuKenshin: ...And the winner gets a banning!
Chrono: indescribable horror
MadMustache: nightmare fuel really
Chrono: nightmare fuel on par with ryu/satty fics
RyuKenshin: oh dear god
RyuKenshin: please in the love of kraden tell me those do not exist
Chrono the Chicken: I think we found our hallowe'en contest
Chrono the Chicken: or sunny-chan/giant spiders
RyuKenshin: ...And the winner gets a banning!
On flawless victories.
[18:30:36] Tanlord: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[18:30:55] Tanlord: IT IS OVER, AT LAST
[18:31:03] Tanlord: I AM VICTORIOUS
[18:32:17] Tanlord: IT ONLY TOOK ME OVER A GORRAM YEAR, BUT IT IS NOW OVER
[18:32:46] Chrono Ivan: Jeez, you had that stool backed up for a year?
[18:30:55] Tanlord: IT IS OVER, AT LAST
[18:31:03] Tanlord: I AM VICTORIOUS
[18:32:17] Tanlord: IT ONLY TOOK ME OVER A GORRAM YEAR, BUT IT IS NOW OVER
[18:32:46] Chrono Ivan: Jeez, you had that stool backed up for a year?
True Story
Chrono Ivan: Come arty, with [Hinoa] banned we can finally prance around in JC forum! *prance prance prance prance*
Hinoa: Since when did I ban prancing around in Jupiter?
Hinoa: I'm actually fairly certain that prancing is a Jupiter tradition
Chrono Ivan: Just cuz we let bliss do that parade of prancing every year doesn't mean it's considered acceptable for the rest of us to do it, Hinoa. UNTIL NOW!
Jackal: So, Michael Cera's a Jovian?
Artemis: He's got you there, Chrono
Chrono Ivan: Fine, then I'll leave. And start my own clan! With gambling! And hookers! In fact, forget the gambling!
Artemis: And the clan?
Jackal: And this is how the Venus Clan was born.
RyuKenshin: Very good Jackal, you know your Venus Clan history.
Hinoa: Since when did I ban prancing around in Jupiter?
Hinoa: I'm actually fairly certain that prancing is a Jupiter tradition
Chrono Ivan: Just cuz we let bliss do that parade of prancing every year doesn't mean it's considered acceptable for the rest of us to do it, Hinoa. UNTIL NOW!
Jackal: So, Michael Cera's a Jovian?
Artemis: He's got you there, Chrono
Chrono Ivan: Fine, then I'll leave. And start my own clan! With gambling! And hookers! In fact, forget the gambling!
Artemis: And the clan?
Jackal: And this is how the Venus Clan was born.
RyuKenshin: Very good Jackal, you know your Venus Clan history.
On tentapets.
Sundancer: You sound troubled, Tractatus.
Chrono Ivan: Don't acknoweldge him sun, he'll just start humping your leg.
Chrono Ivan: Don't acknoweldge him sun, he'll just start humping your leg.
On clans.
Luna: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!
Sol: I am a solian. I have just met you, and I love you very much. :3
Mars: FIGHT ME AND DIE GLORIOUSLY!
Mercury: I've seen it all.
Venus: I wont hurt you at all maybe!
Jupiter: Shut up, moron.
Sol: I am a solian. I have just met you, and I love you very much. :3
Mars: FIGHT ME AND DIE GLORIOUSLY!
Mercury: I've seen it all.
Venus: I wont hurt you at all maybe!
Jupiter: Shut up, moron.
Throwdown Highlight Reel 2
Gilgamesh: What's that, Chrono? I can't hear you over the sound of all the girls you're not getting.
Chrono Ivan: What's that Gilgamesh? You were such a dick the gods had to send a manwhore to make you stfu?
Gilgamesh: So what you're saying is you'll shut up if I send you Moose?
Chrono Ivan: What's that Gilgamesh? You were such a dick the gods had to send a manwhore to make you stfu?
Gilgamesh: So what you're saying is you'll shut up if I send you Moose?
Chrono vs. Gilgamesh: Insult Throwdown
Gilgamesh [Boyd]: Rumors are like tumors. They sound funny, but they're really not :(
Gilgamesh: Also, whoops, forgot I wanted to be in character D:
Prinny [Peytral]: Since when do tumors sound funny, dood?
Gilgamesh: The word "tumor" sounds strange, mongrel.
Prinny: A lot of words sound weird, dood.
Chrono Ivan: Call me mongrel and I'll call you a loser who let a snake eat the plant he crossed the waters of death to get to.
Chrono Ivan: And went all emo when his boytoy died.
Gilgamesh: At least I can actually make it across, mongrel.
Gilgamesh: And I COULD always go back.
Hinoa: Blah blah Unlimited Pointy Things Works
Chrono Ivan: I can FLY across.
Chrono Ivan: In conclusion you suck and I rock. It took someone else to make you immortal, when you fought and died and failed to yourself. Loser.
Gilgamesh: Nonsense! You who doesn't believe in a god would be crippled by the laws of physics. You'd never get past the sun, which I outran.
Chrono Ivan: I MINORED IN THIS SHIT, YOU BETTER BELIEVE I KNOW HOW EPICALLY GIGAMESH FAILED
Chrono Ivan: Shoulda been called the Epic Fail of Gilgamesh. :nodnod:
Gilgamesh: Yeah, yeah, I read the Epic of Gilgamesh too, ya know.
Chrono Ivan: You outran the sun, but I use old spice odor blocker! It's so powerful it turns out the sun!
Chrono Ivan: But then it gets cold. So it makes another one! DOUBLE SUN POWEEEEERRRR!
Hinoa: ...it's like watching a train wreck: horrible, but I just can't turn away
Gilgamesh: One who relies on Old Spice to do their work for them cannot be called a true man, Princess.
Chrono Ivan: I feel the same way about your face Hinoa.
Holly [Steve]: but only a true man can get Old Spice to work for them
Holly: thus, we have a paradox
Hinoa: D-, see me after class
Chrono Ivan: ITT Gilgamesh admits he doesn't smell like the man your man could smell like. And isn't on a boat.
Chrono Ivan: Hinoa, where did I say I wanted your approval? I'm insulting you. Lrn2 grasp logic.
Holly: Where I come from, there IS no logic!
Gilgamesh: Boats are for mongrels who have something to compensate for >:c
Hinoa: SCP-932 reacts violently when not faced with a putdown. Caution is advised.
Hinoa: Fred, you're from Iowa. We know.
Chrono Ivan: Yeah you'd know, since you smash them up because you're a douche.
Gilgamesh: What's that, Chrono? I can't hear you over the sound of all the girls you're not getting.
Chrono Ivan: Anyways Hinoa shut up, you're so ugly when you walk by windows people think they're funhouse mirrors.
Chrono Ivan: What's that Gilgamesh? You were such a dick the gods had to send a manwhore to make you stfu?
Hinoa: I'd counter with a your momma joke, but I hate to lower myself to your level.
Gilgamesh: So what you're saying is you'll shut up if I send you Moose?
Chrono Ivan: I'd make up a better excuse for not even being able to think up a yo momma joke, but yours is already so pathetic that I just can't top it.
Holly: If anything, YOU would shut up if WE sent YOU Moose
Hinoa: [radio edit], I think Boyd's winning
Hinoa: Also, you just did.
Hinoa: QUOD ERA DEMONSTRATUM, MATERFORNICATUS
Chrono Ivan: No, Boyd's not THAT good. He'd shut up if we sent Peytral. Or Teyra even.
Hinoa: ...okay, so I just wanted an excuse to post dog latin. Sue me.
Holly: no, Boyd hasn't won until Chrono compares him to Hitler and/or the Nazis
Hinoa: Then it's only a matter of time
Chrono Ivan: Hinoa mah boi, may the lice of a thousand deer infest your genitals. ><
Holly: ...which now can't happen. [radio edit]
Holly: I think I accidentally the debate, guys
Gilgamesh: Learn your place, mongrel! You who puts on a top hat and monocle and dares to call yourself "enlightened."
Hinoa:Because that's the only way they'll ever have enough room
Holly: You only say that because you look terrible in a top hat and monocle, Boydgamesh
Hinoa: Aw, no, Fred, not the whole debate!
Chrono Ivan: Go home, forgotten king. All who came after you surpassed you in every way. You are no Alexander, no Genghis Khan, no George Patton, no Charlemange. You are merely a village mayor with an overblown sense of entitlement and a superiority complex.
Chrono Ivan: If this was F/SN I'd be eating Gates of Babylon about now.
Hinoa: Whereas Chrono's just best two out of three there
Hinoa: Unless you managed to get elected mayor of Ottawa...?
Gilgamesh: Alexander and his entire army fell to my blade. You're just jealous because power is something you can never attain because your science is soft
Chrono Ivan: I'm just gonna beat Gil down without even checking the score. >:#
Gilgamesh: And since you asked for it, Gate of Babylon! *swords rain down like hailstones*
Hinoa: Q to 12. I forgot in whose favor it is, though
Chrono Ivan: All the power you possess and none of your desires have come to fruition. Who is the powerless one here?
Chrono Ivan: This is why I only argue with Hinny or maybe Fluff, they can out comeback me. >:3
Gilgamesh: True power lies in influence. Thousands of years later my tale is still told. Your name will be forgetten within a decade of your demise. After all, you merely live in Canada. I was the focal point of the world back then.
Hinoa: Fluff only because he goes directly to ad hominem
Chrono Ivan: Did you earnestly believe you could defeat me? How amusing.
Hinoa: And now he's busting out the video game quotes! Chrono's really risking everything here!
Gilgamesh: At least I didn't resort to quoting video games yet.
Hinoa: Oh, and Gilgy calls him on it!
Chrono Ivan: All they retell is your failure to acheive anything. If that is a legacy, dying unremarked is no bad thing.
Hinoa: Buckle in, ladies and gents, this show's only just getting started
Chrono Ivan: Besides, Odysseus was much cooler than you, he won with brains instead of brawn. And banged every chick he met.
Gilgamesh: Failed to achieve anything? Defeating Humbaba and the Bull of Heaven was nothing? If protecting a city is a faliure, than your definition of failure is sorely lacking. Perhaps this is why Peytral is superior to you.
Gilgamesh:And who knows more about failure than Peytral?
Chrono Ivan: Wait no there was that one princess. The only chick he didn't bang was the princess.
Hinoa: Ow! Low blow there!
Chrono Ivan: Yes, you protected your city. If doing something every soldier has sworn to do throughout history is what you are reduced to feed your exceptionalism, you are truly deluded.
Gilgamesh: If you think so lowly of the success of soldiers, what do their failures mean to you, you who does not protect your own country?
Chrono Iva: What surprises ME is that I don't even have to resort to gilgamesh crying like a pussy like necare to insult him, even though socionormatively crying in men is only seen as a sign of weakness in the modern west.
Hinoa: Two words: Manly Tears.
Gilgamesh: Ouch, I just got compared to Necare.
Gilgamesh: That's like the Temple version of Nazis or something
Chrono Ivan: My country was founded on their success, our martial prowress unmatched in the crucible of war, our men sailing across half the world to fight for their king. While your own city pleaded with the gods to spare them from you.
Holly: !!!!!
Hinoa: DING DING DING
Hinoa: ROUND ONE OVER
Hinoa: FLAMEWARRIORS PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR CORNERS
Chrono Ivan: Also Necare = Nazis is no, Nazis is Reapist. GOD.
Gilgamesh: Nah, Reapist is Hilter.
Chrono Ivan: I like how you arbitrarily declare Necare is the nazi comparison when it was clear you were going to lose.
Gilgamesh: Butyour princess is in another castle your king is in another country. You're a mere puppet nation.
Gilgamesh: Chrono, one does not need a reason to insult Necare.
Holly: no, but one DOES need a reason to involve the Nazis/Hitler
Dracobolt: Godwin's? Really?
Hinoa: Show's over, nothing to see here
Gilgamesh: Also, whoops, forgot I wanted to be in character D:
Prinny [Peytral]: Since when do tumors sound funny, dood?
Gilgamesh: The word "tumor" sounds strange, mongrel.
Prinny: A lot of words sound weird, dood.
Chrono Ivan: Call me mongrel and I'll call you a loser who let a snake eat the plant he crossed the waters of death to get to.
Chrono Ivan: And went all emo when his boytoy died.
Gilgamesh: At least I can actually make it across, mongrel.
Gilgamesh: And I COULD always go back.
Hinoa: Blah blah Unlimited Pointy Things Works
Chrono Ivan: I can FLY across.
Chrono Ivan: In conclusion you suck and I rock. It took someone else to make you immortal, when you fought and died and failed to yourself. Loser.
Gilgamesh: Nonsense! You who doesn't believe in a god would be crippled by the laws of physics. You'd never get past the sun, which I outran.
Chrono Ivan: I MINORED IN THIS SHIT, YOU BETTER BELIEVE I KNOW HOW EPICALLY GIGAMESH FAILED
Chrono Ivan: Shoulda been called the Epic Fail of Gilgamesh. :nodnod:
Gilgamesh: Yeah, yeah, I read the Epic of Gilgamesh too, ya know.
Chrono Ivan: You outran the sun, but I use old spice odor blocker! It's so powerful it turns out the sun!
Chrono Ivan: But then it gets cold. So it makes another one! DOUBLE SUN POWEEEEERRRR!
Hinoa: ...it's like watching a train wreck: horrible, but I just can't turn away
Gilgamesh: One who relies on Old Spice to do their work for them cannot be called a true man, Princess.
Chrono Ivan: I feel the same way about your face Hinoa.
Holly [Steve]: but only a true man can get Old Spice to work for them
Holly: thus, we have a paradox
Hinoa: D-, see me after class
Chrono Ivan: ITT Gilgamesh admits he doesn't smell like the man your man could smell like. And isn't on a boat.
Chrono Ivan: Hinoa, where did I say I wanted your approval? I'm insulting you. Lrn2 grasp logic.
Holly: Where I come from, there IS no logic!
Gilgamesh: Boats are for mongrels who have something to compensate for >:c
Hinoa: SCP-932 reacts violently when not faced with a putdown. Caution is advised.
Hinoa: Fred, you're from Iowa. We know.
Chrono Ivan: Yeah you'd know, since you smash them up because you're a douche.
Gilgamesh: What's that, Chrono? I can't hear you over the sound of all the girls you're not getting.
Chrono Ivan: Anyways Hinoa shut up, you're so ugly when you walk by windows people think they're funhouse mirrors.
Chrono Ivan: What's that Gilgamesh? You were such a dick the gods had to send a manwhore to make you stfu?
Hinoa: I'd counter with a your momma joke, but I hate to lower myself to your level.
Gilgamesh: So what you're saying is you'll shut up if I send you Moose?
Chrono Ivan: I'd make up a better excuse for not even being able to think up a yo momma joke, but yours is already so pathetic that I just can't top it.
Holly: If anything, YOU would shut up if WE sent YOU Moose
Hinoa: [radio edit], I think Boyd's winning
Hinoa: Also, you just did.
Hinoa: QUOD ERA DEMONSTRATUM, MATERFORNICATUS
Chrono Ivan: No, Boyd's not THAT good. He'd shut up if we sent Peytral. Or Teyra even.
Hinoa: ...okay, so I just wanted an excuse to post dog latin. Sue me.
Holly: no, Boyd hasn't won until Chrono compares him to Hitler and/or the Nazis
Hinoa: Then it's only a matter of time
Chrono Ivan: Hinoa mah boi, may the lice of a thousand deer infest your genitals. ><
Holly: ...which now can't happen. [radio edit]
Holly: I think I accidentally the debate, guys
Gilgamesh: Learn your place, mongrel! You who puts on a top hat and monocle and dares to call yourself "enlightened."
Hinoa:
Holly: You only say that because you look terrible in a top hat and monocle, Boydgamesh
Hinoa: Aw, no, Fred, not the whole debate!
Chrono Ivan: Go home, forgotten king. All who came after you surpassed you in every way. You are no Alexander, no Genghis Khan, no George Patton, no Charlemange. You are merely a village mayor with an overblown sense of entitlement and a superiority complex.
Chrono Ivan: If this was F/SN I'd be eating Gates of Babylon about now.
Hinoa: Whereas Chrono's just best two out of three there
Hinoa: Unless you managed to get elected mayor of Ottawa...?
Gilgamesh: Alexander and his entire army fell to my blade. You're just jealous because power is something you can never attain because your science is soft
Chrono Ivan: I'm just gonna beat Gil down without even checking the score. >:#
Gilgamesh: And since you asked for it, Gate of Babylon! *swords rain down like hailstones*
Hinoa: Q to 12. I forgot in whose favor it is, though
Chrono Ivan: All the power you possess and none of your desires have come to fruition. Who is the powerless one here?
Chrono Ivan: This is why I only argue with Hinny or maybe Fluff, they can out comeback me. >:3
Gilgamesh: True power lies in influence. Thousands of years later my tale is still told. Your name will be forgetten within a decade of your demise. After all, you merely live in Canada. I was the focal point of the world back then.
Hinoa: Fluff only because he goes directly to ad hominem
Chrono Ivan: Did you earnestly believe you could defeat me? How amusing.
Hinoa: And now he's busting out the video game quotes! Chrono's really risking everything here!
Gilgamesh: At least I didn't resort to quoting video games yet.
Hinoa: Oh, and Gilgy calls him on it!
Chrono Ivan: All they retell is your failure to acheive anything. If that is a legacy, dying unremarked is no bad thing.
Hinoa: Buckle in, ladies and gents, this show's only just getting started
Chrono Ivan: Besides, Odysseus was much cooler than you, he won with brains instead of brawn. And banged every chick he met.
Gilgamesh: Failed to achieve anything? Defeating Humbaba and the Bull of Heaven was nothing? If protecting a city is a faliure, than your definition of failure is sorely lacking. Perhaps this is why Peytral is superior to you.
Gilgamesh:
Chrono Ivan: Wait no there was that one princess. The only chick he didn't bang was the princess.
Hinoa: Ow! Low blow there!
Chrono Ivan: Yes, you protected your city. If doing something every soldier has sworn to do throughout history is what you are reduced to feed your exceptionalism, you are truly deluded.
Gilgamesh: If you think so lowly of the success of soldiers, what do their failures mean to you, you who does not protect your own country?
Chrono Iva: What surprises ME is that I don't even have to resort to gilgamesh crying like a pussy like necare to insult him, even though socionormatively crying in men is only seen as a sign of weakness in the modern west.
Hinoa: Two words: Manly Tears.
Gilgamesh: Ouch, I just got compared to Necare.
Gilgamesh: That's like the Temple version of Nazis or something
Chrono Ivan: My country was founded on their success, our martial prowress unmatched in the crucible of war, our men sailing across half the world to fight for their king. While your own city pleaded with the gods to spare them from you.
Holly: !!!!!
Hinoa: DING DING DING
Hinoa: ROUND ONE OVER
Hinoa: FLAMEWARRIORS PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR CORNERS
Chrono Ivan: Also Necare = Nazis is no, Nazis is Reapist. GOD.
Gilgamesh: Nah, Reapist is Hilter.
Chrono Ivan: I like how you arbitrarily declare Necare is the nazi comparison when it was clear you were going to lose.
Gilgamesh: But
Gilgamesh: Chrono, one does not need a reason to insult Necare.
Holly: no, but one DOES need a reason to involve the Nazis/Hitler
Dracobolt: Godwin's? Really?
Hinoa: Show's over, nothing to see here
That Explains It!
Draco: Lag is a frustrating thing. Sometimes I just want to shove it down the stairs and call it an accident.
Chrono Ivan: I feel the same about Boyd
Boyd: I fell down the stairs as a baby and landed on my head. It didn't kill me then and it won't kill me now.
Chrono Ivan: I feel the same about Boyd
Boyd: I fell down the stairs as a baby and landed on my head. It didn't kill me then and it won't kill me now.
On Competence
Chrono Ivan: Eventually ToK's staff will consist solely of people who know what they're doing... and Saturos
On Bad Writing
Chrono Ivan: ew you can keep necare. Whenever he's around the walls bleed and creepy backwards voices tell me to kill myself.
Chrono Ivan: I suspect it's because he reads twilight.
Chrono Ivan: I suspect it's because he reads twilight.
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