Showing posts with label Peytral. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Peytral. Show all posts

On cabbage.

[20:57:22] Vellus Terennia: Now Hinoa
[20:57:24] Vellus Terennia: Think of cabbage
[20:57:30] Vellus Terennia: With all the veiny leafy nonsense going on
[20:57:37] Vellus Terennia: And then think of a green circle.
[20:57:41] Hinoa: ...MY CABBAGES!
[20:57:47] Vellus Terennia: The latter is the tv's idea of cabbage
[20:59:06] Squee: *sphere
[20:59:10] Squee: Squee is a pedant
[20:59:26] Doge the Wow-Crusher: *Squee is a bitch
[20:59:38] Vellus Terennia: Now Hinoa
[20:59:40] Vellus Terennia: Think of cabbage
[20:59:47] Vellus Terennia: With all the veiny leafy nonsense going on
[20:59:51] Vellus Terennia: And then think of a green sphere.
[20:59:58] Vellus Terennia: The latter is the tv's idea of cabbage

On Being Your Woman

Wallycaine: Ten minutes from now
Wallycaine: She wants to be that woman
Peytral: Wally
Peytral: Ten minutes from now
Peytral: I want to be YOUR woman
Peytral: I mean what?

On aliens.

[01:29:03] Bison: I want Lucy Rose to sing at my wedding
[01:29:17] Secundum: Weddings? An alien ploy.
[01:30:13] Peypey: Aliens?
[01:30:21] Peypey: All a fabricated idea thought up by aliens.
[01:31:16] Peypey: Who don't ACTUALLY exist
[01:31:22] Peypey: Because they were destroyed by aliens.

On beca.

Super Slash: I'm so bored... This seems like a good time to work on the GSDD game script
Peytral: There is no game script, only ZUUUUUUUUUUUUL
Dracobolt: You misspelled beca.
Peytral: [radio edit] beca.
Wally Caine: What is Beca?
Peytral: Beca isn't even a thing. It isn't even a meme.
Wally Caine: Idk, it seems pretty memetastic to me
Peytral: It's even less funny than Zuul, and that's saying something.
Peytral: It has no basis, and since it doesn't mean anything it's pointless to use it.
Peytral: The only way to use it is to force its usage even more than the average meme
Peytral: And even then it STILL wouldn't make sense.
Peytral: Beca's level of retardedness is over 9000, inert much like the balls, my body can NOT take it, it is a miserable pile of secrets
Super Slash: ...what
Peytral: You can not teach it to shoot fireballs, it is NOT your sandwich, it doesn't like trains.
Peytral: It is sappin' mah hilarity
Peytral: tl;dr there is no beca, only ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
Peytral: In bed.
Dracobolt: That's the point of beca, Peytral.
Peytral: Which is why beca sucks cocks, and I shat bricks every time you [radio edit]ing bring it up
Peytral: You can't even Rule 34 beca. Clearly it needs to die because it doesn't belong in this world. It is a HORRIBLE night to have a beca.
Peytral: Gentlemen, do NOT behold beca, for anger and hatred cannot defeat it.
Peytral: But it is still powerless before the Void.
Peytral: Why can't it just die when it is killed. Because seriously, what is beca I don't even
Wally Caine: Because it's funny?
Wally Caine: Also, I like conversing entirely in nonsense syllables, so maybe I should adopt beca...
Peytral: If there is evil in this world, it lurks in the heart of beca
Peytral: It's a stupid REPLICAAAAAAAAAA and should go die
Peytral: In fact, I would tentacle lolis before I would tentacle beca
Wally Caine: Beca beca beca beca beca beca?
Peytral: Look at your meme. Now back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped using beca in such an incessantly pointless manner and switched to HURF DURF, it could be funny
Peytral: Look down. Back up. Where is it? It's on a forum with memes your meme could be like.
Peytral: What's in your Sbox? Back at me. I have it. It's a joke with two memes that could make you laugh.
Peytral: Look again. The jokes are now TASTY ARROWS. Anything is possible when your meme is funny and not retarded.
Peytral: I'm on a boat.

On the Clanless

[10:41:19 PM] Peytral: All Clanless do are wank

On tup- er, typos.

Peytral: ANTIDOTE
Peytral: PARALYZ HEAL
Peytral: SUPER PORTION
Peytral: *POTIOIN
Peytral: ...
Peytral: *POTIOM
Peytral: GODDAMMIT
Peytral: *POTION
Theyarenext: *POTION
Peytral: Finally

Skype in a Nutshell

[1:19:24 AM] *** Jenna added PK ***
[1:19:37 AM] Peytral: Ow
[1:19:40 AM] *Jenna heals everyone with Iris
[1:19:41 AM] Peytral: Peytral is killed. Period.
[1:19:53 AM] PK: Hmm
[1:19:59 AM] *Jacob high fives Peytral's charred corpse
[1:20:01 AM] *Jacob spits on Jenna
[1:20:06 AM] MadMustache: whoa whoa
[1:20:09 AM] *Jenna pisses on Jacob
[1:20:19 AM] MadMustache: better
[1:20:23 AM] Wallycaine: Hi Pk
[1:20:29 AM] PK: Hi
[1:20:36 AM] MadMustache: hi
[1:20:38 AM] Draco: Hi, Pk, this is pretty much what these are always like.
[1:20:44 AM] Draco: Aren't you glad you came?

On context.

Wally: Your size is smaller than his size Peytral: \o Peytral: Well he has like Peytral: 15 years over me Peytral: >:U< Peytral: Mine's still growing Taneko: ohbby Wally: *pats peytral* You just tell yourself that...

On The Stupid

[5:00:08 PM] Amiti: I am not so stupid to hijack the Pony Image dump thread.
[5:00:16 PM] Peytral: I am.
[5:00:21 PM] Peytral: I'm all ABOUT stupid

On Conversation Whiplash

Serph: I'm just chatting a bit with Moose.
Hinoa: Kinky
Peytral: indeed
Peytral: o bby obby
Serph: He's actually quite level-headed when you get a good conversation going.
Serph: Less innuendo.
(Eight minutes later...)
Serph: And then suddenly he's trying to get me to go gay.

On filthiness.

Peytral: Squee's time of the month is pretty nasty yeah

On the best game title.

Tan: Hey Peytral
Tan: LoH TitS
Peytral: I'm so psyched for LoH TitS
Tan: Yeah
Tan: when you have it in your hands, you can say I AM HOLDING LOH TITS
Peytral: Yep.
Amy Lynn: Oh you.
Peytral: It's my dream to finally wrap my hands around TitS
Tan: I know you've never had it before, remember and be gentle with your LoH TitS.
Peytral: I will be the most gentle ever with TitS
Airi: what the heck is going on in here
Tan: You'll understand in a few years.
Amy Lynn: You just need to experiment a bit.
Airi: .... OOOH you m... wait do you mean...
Tan: Yeah, don't be afraid to go somewhere you haven't been before with it.
Airi: That's an... abbreviation right?
Peytral: I will explore every crevice of TitS
Tan: Good man. Airi: Seriously guys what.
Tan: xD best game title ever though, seriously
Peytral: srsly
Airi: ..... so it isn't breasts......? X_X SO CONFUSED
Tan: no, why would you even think it was breasts?
Peytral: It's a game, Airi.
Peytral: Get your mind out of the gutter.
Airi: I'm sorry.... ;_____;
Peytral: Jeez.
Tan: I know right? I thought she was supposed to be innocent.

On crossing swords.

[23:22:31] RyuKenshin: He could cross swords with Ryu.
[23:22:40] Peytral: Among other things.

On Canada

Peytral: So, I just flew in from Canada, and boy is my anus tired.

On Hiveminds, Vol. 2

Peytral: Comedy Gold still has a glaring lack of me.
Peytral: At this rate, people will start to think I'm not funny or something.
Peytral: And we can't have that. No sir.
Gilgamesh: "Start" to think? :awe:
Jackal: Wait, you can be funny? Slow down and explain this.
Hinoa: What do you mean, "start"? =P

Chrono vs. Gilgamesh: Insult Throwdown

Gilgamesh [Boyd]: Rumors are like tumors. They sound funny, but they're really not :(
Gilgamesh: Also, whoops, forgot I wanted to be in character D:
Prinny [Peytral]: Since when do tumors sound funny, dood?
Gilgamesh: The word "tumor" sounds strange, mongrel.
Prinny: A lot of words sound weird, dood.
Chrono Ivan: Call me mongrel and I'll call you a loser who let a snake eat the plant he crossed the waters of death to get to.
Chrono Ivan: And went all emo when his boytoy died.
Gilgamesh: At least I can actually make it across, mongrel.
Gilgamesh: And I COULD always go back.
Hinoa: Blah blah Unlimited Pointy Things Works
Chrono Ivan: I can FLY across.
Chrono Ivan: In conclusion you suck and I rock. It took someone else to make you immortal, when you fought and died and failed to yourself. Loser.
Gilgamesh: Nonsense! You who doesn't believe in a god would be crippled by the laws of physics. You'd never get past the sun, which I outran.
Chrono Ivan: I MINORED IN THIS SHIT, YOU BETTER BELIEVE I KNOW HOW EPICALLY GIGAMESH FAILED
Chrono Ivan: Shoulda been called the Epic Fail of Gilgamesh. :nodnod:
Gilgamesh: Yeah, yeah, I read the Epic of Gilgamesh too, ya know.
Chrono Ivan: You outran the sun, but I use old spice odor blocker! It's so powerful it turns out the sun!
Chrono Ivan: But then it gets cold. So it makes another one! DOUBLE SUN POWEEEEERRRR!
Hinoa: ...it's like watching a train wreck: horrible, but I just can't turn away
Gilgamesh: One who relies on Old Spice to do their work for them cannot be called a true man, Princess.
Chrono Ivan: I feel the same way about your face Hinoa.
Holly [Steve]: but only a true man can get Old Spice to work for them
Holly: thus, we have a paradox
Hinoa: D-, see me after class
Chrono Ivan: ITT Gilgamesh admits he doesn't smell like the man your man could smell like. And isn't on a boat.
Chrono Ivan: Hinoa, where did I say I wanted your approval? I'm insulting you. Lrn2 grasp logic.
Holly: Where I come from, there IS no logic!
Gilgamesh: Boats are for mongrels who have something to compensate for >:c
Hinoa: SCP-932 reacts violently when not faced with a putdown. Caution is advised.
Hinoa: Fred, you're from Iowa. We know.
Chrono Ivan: Yeah you'd know, since you smash them up because you're a douche.
Gilgamesh: What's that, Chrono? I can't hear you over the sound of all the girls you're not getting.
Chrono Ivan: Anyways Hinoa shut up, you're so ugly when you walk by windows people think they're funhouse mirrors.
Chrono Ivan: What's that Gilgamesh? You were such a dick the gods had to send a manwhore to make you stfu?
Hinoa: I'd counter with a your momma joke, but I hate to lower myself to your level.
Gilgamesh: So what you're saying is you'll shut up if I send you Moose?
Chrono Ivan: I'd make up a better excuse for not even being able to think up a yo momma joke, but yours is already so pathetic that I just can't top it.
Holly: If anything, YOU would shut up if WE sent YOU Moose
Hinoa: [radio edit], I think Boyd's winning
Hinoa: Also, you just did.
Hinoa: QUOD ERA DEMONSTRATUM, MATERFORNICATUS
Chrono Ivan: No, Boyd's not THAT good. He'd shut up if we sent Peytral. Or Teyra even.
Hinoa: ...okay, so I just wanted an excuse to post dog latin. Sue me.
Holly: no, Boyd hasn't won until Chrono compares him to Hitler and/or the Nazis
Hinoa: Then it's only a matter of time
Chrono Ivan: Hinoa mah boi, may the lice of a thousand deer infest your genitals. ><
Holly: ...which now can't happen. [radio edit]
Holly: I think I accidentally the debate, guys
Gilgamesh: Learn your place, mongrel! You who puts on a top hat and monocle and dares to call yourself "enlightened."
Hinoa: Because that's the only way they'll ever have enough room
Holly: You only say that because you look terrible in a top hat and monocle, Boydgamesh
Hinoa: Aw, no, Fred, not the whole debate!
Chrono Ivan: Go home, forgotten king. All who came after you surpassed you in every way. You are no Alexander, no Genghis Khan, no George Patton, no Charlemange. You are merely a village mayor with an overblown sense of entitlement and a superiority complex.
Chrono Ivan: If this was F/SN I'd be eating Gates of Babylon about now.
Hinoa: Whereas Chrono's just best two out of three there
Hinoa: Unless you managed to get elected mayor of Ottawa...?
Gilgamesh: Alexander and his entire army fell to my blade. You're just jealous because power is something you can never attain because your science is soft
Chrono Ivan: I'm just gonna beat Gil down without even checking the score. >:#
Gilgamesh: And since you asked for it, Gate of Babylon! *swords rain down like hailstones*
Hinoa: Q to 12. I forgot in whose favor it is, though
Chrono Ivan: All the power you possess and none of your desires have come to fruition. Who is the powerless one here?
Chrono Ivan: This is why I only argue with Hinny or maybe Fluff, they can out comeback me. >:3
Gilgamesh: True power lies in influence. Thousands of years later my tale is still told. Your name will be forgetten within a decade of your demise. After all, you merely live in Canada. I was the focal point of the world back then.
Hinoa: Fluff only because he goes directly to ad hominem
Chrono Ivan: Did you earnestly believe you could defeat me? How amusing.
Hinoa: And now he's busting out the video game quotes! Chrono's really risking everything here!
Gilgamesh: At least I didn't resort to quoting video games yet.
Hinoa: Oh, and Gilgy calls him on it!
Chrono Ivan: All they retell is your failure to acheive anything. If that is a legacy, dying unremarked is no bad thing.
Hinoa: Buckle in, ladies and gents, this show's only just getting started
Chrono Ivan: Besides, Odysseus was much cooler than you, he won with brains instead of brawn. And banged every chick he met.
Gilgamesh: Failed to achieve anything? Defeating Humbaba and the Bull of Heaven was nothing? If protecting a city is a faliure, than your definition of failure is sorely lacking. Perhaps this is why Peytral is superior to you.
Gilgamesh: And who knows more about failure than Peytral?
Chrono Ivan: Wait no there was that one princess. The only chick he didn't bang was the princess.
Hinoa: Ow! Low blow there!
Chrono Ivan: Yes, you protected your city. If doing something every soldier has sworn to do throughout history is what you are reduced to feed your exceptionalism, you are truly deluded.
Gilgamesh: If you think so lowly of the success of soldiers, what do their failures mean to you, you who does not protect your own country?
Chrono Iva: What surprises ME is that I don't even have to resort to gilgamesh crying like a pussy like necare to insult him, even though socionormatively crying in men is only seen as a sign of weakness in the modern west.
Hinoa: Two words: Manly Tears.
Gilgamesh: Ouch, I just got compared to Necare.
Gilgamesh: That's like the Temple version of Nazis or something
Chrono Ivan: My country was founded on their success, our martial prowress unmatched in the crucible of war, our men sailing across half the world to fight for their king. While your own city pleaded with the gods to spare them from you.
Holly: !!!!!
Hinoa: DING DING DING
Hinoa: ROUND ONE OVER
Hinoa: FLAMEWARRIORS PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR CORNERS
Chrono Ivan: Also Necare = Nazis is no, Nazis is Reapist. GOD.
Gilgamesh: Nah, Reapist is Hilter.
Chrono Ivan: I like how you arbitrarily declare Necare is the nazi comparison when it was clear you were going to lose.
Gilgamesh: But your princess is in another castle your king is in another country. You're a mere puppet nation.
Gilgamesh: Chrono, one does not need a reason to insult Necare.
Holly: no, but one DOES need a reason to involve the Nazis/Hitler
Dracobolt: Godwin's? Really?
Hinoa: Show's over, nothing to see here