On job hunting.

Hinoa: oh wow, this job posting has two typoes in it
Hinoa: way to make me want to work for you
Hinoa: tempted to reply to the ad to say "your spelling is bad and you should feel bad, you unprofessional cockgobbler"
Will: do it
Will: (don't do it)
RyuKenshin: Do it anonymously
NinjaSteve: ^
Tandje9t: ^

On oversized hams.

[20:41:57] RyuKenshin: In other news, lawl @ old me
[20:42:05] RyuKenshin: Guild robe, blue eyes
[20:42:09] RyuKenshin: What the hell was I thinking
[20:42:17] Hinoa: lol at current you, too
[20:42:23] RyuKenshin: SUHNAY
[20:42:40] Hinoa: Too bad, Waluigi time
[20:42:53] Hinoa: Hinoa punts Ryu back through the hole in the ceiling
[20:43:40] RyuKenshin: RyuKenshin flying kicks down and punts Hinoa in the face
[20:44:10] Hinoa: Hinoa matrix dodges that shit and responds with a boot to the head
[20:46:47] RyuKenshin: fuck it.
[20:46:51] RyuKenshin: RyuKenshin throws the prinny bombs
[20:47:28] Taneko-hime: Taneko-hime spends the next 15 episodes powering up to SSJ42 supreme limited edition with oppai mousepad while saying prayers, eating vitamins, etc
[20:47:48] Steve, the Great and Terrible: GOLLY
[20:48:03] Misaka 12475: GOOD GOD THE HYPE
[20:48:16] Misaka 12475: IT'S LIKE I'M ACTUALLY READING DBZ MANGA
[20:48:22] Steve, the Great and Terrible: you call this hype?
[20:48:27] Steve, the Great and Terrible: THIS IS NOTHING, FOOL
[20:48:45] Steve, the Great and Terrible: that's not even her TRUE form!
[20:48:45] Misaka 12475: You're right.
[20:48:52 | Edited 20:49:01] Misaka 12475: Misaka 12475  sets up a table
[20:49:07] Taneko-hime: TABLE-KUN NOOOOO
[20:49:09] Misaka 12475: NOW we hype
[20:49:23] Steve, the Great and Terrible: you dun goofed, son
[20:49:31] Taneko-hime: Taneko-hime crey
[20:49:53] Taneko-hime: Taneko-hime awakens the true warrior prinny from its deep slumber through despair
[20:49:58] Hinoa: MEANWHILE
[20:50:29] Hinoa: Hinoa puts on sunglasses and black trenchcoat and walks away from resulting explosions, unharmed through the power of ACTION MOVIE LOGIC
[20:50:55] RyuKenshin: Well shit, if we're doing action movie logic
[20:50:59] RyuKenshin: we need more explosions
[20:51:06] RyuKenshin: RyuKenshin pushes button, and random buildings explode
[20:51:18] Hinoa: Action movie or no action movie, we always need more explosions
[20:51:38] Hinoa: Hinoa punches random mook into a wall, which then explodes
[20:51:43] RyuKenshin: Well, yeah. Everything is better with bombs
[20:51:56] Taneko-hime: in the end, no one had died except the million prinny mooks that no one cares about. And Mr. Satan, who saved us once again from Cell. Your bravery will live on in our hearts forever ;_;7
[20:52:57] Steve, the Great and Terrible: lik dis if u cri evrytiem

On Weapons

Kain: "GUYS! Hey guys! Now...listen to this, kay...now...how about we, okay keep listening...how bout we cut OFF the handle of a lance...and THROW IT instead?"
Kain: "You're a genius vague background soldier # 142."
Ulta: Better yet, take the lance... shrink it into miniature... take a string and length of wood... And use THAT. Suddenly, bows.
RyuKenshin: Or, better plan
RyuKenshin: Take the lance
RyuKenshin: make it 3 times as big
RyuKenshin: and get a bigass bow on wheels
RyuKenshin: We'll call it the murderkillerwidowmaker
RyuKenshin: or ballista for short

On silliness.

Ryu: Pepsi's great. It's like beer, only it doesn't make you stupid.

On Winning

Zephira: And I just thought of something. If that one candleguy in Beauty and the Beast has a candlestick for a face, and his wick is always lit, what happens when the wax melts?
Chrono: indescribable horror
MadMustache: nightmare fuel really
Chrono: nightmare fuel on par with ryu/satty fics
RyuKenshin: oh dear god
RyuKenshin: please in the love of kraden tell me those do not exist
Chrono the Chicken: I think we found our hallowe'en contest
Chrono the Chicken: or sunny-chan/giant spiders
RyuKenshin: ...And the winner gets a banning!

On danger.

[00:03:00] RyuKenshin: You've activated my trap card!
[00:03:09] Hinoa: Ryu's actually a girl?

On The Ladies

[6:38:14 PM] Darkridr: Thorion respects people?
[6:38:26 PM] RyuKenshin: Aparently Jenna, Kiki, and Satty
[6:38:51 PM] HFS: Important women on the Temple, basically

True Story

Chrono Ivan: Come arty, with [Hinoa] banned we can finally prance around in JC forum! *prance prance prance prance*
Hinoa: Since when did I ban prancing around in Jupiter?
Hinoa: I'm actually fairly certain that prancing is a Jupiter tradition
Chrono Ivan: Just cuz we let bliss do that parade of prancing every year doesn't mean it's considered acceptable for the rest of us to do it, Hinoa. UNTIL NOW!
Jackal: So, Michael Cera's a Jovian?
Artemis: He's got you there, Chrono
Chrono Ivan: Fine, then I'll leave. And start my own clan! With gambling! And hookers! In fact, forget the gambling!
Artemis: And the clan?
Jackal: And this is how the Venus Clan was born.
RyuKenshin: Very good Jackal, you know your Venus Clan history.

On who started the fire.

Hinoa: also, your dragons can die in a fire
Hinoa: =3
RyuKenshin: Can we start it with your burning corpse Hin? Pleeeeaaaasssseeee
Tan: olawl
Hinoa: sure! *sets self on fire*
RyuKenshin likes where this is going

On crossing swords.

[23:22:31] RyuKenshin: He could cross swords with Ryu.
[23:22:40] Peytral: Among other things.

On Ascended Memes

Bane: *Cries like an emo kid*
Sunny: *joins Bane*
RyuKenshin: ITCBOX: Staff laughs at non-staff. Haha
Necare: Fuck you Ryu~
Chrono Ivan: Bane cries like Necare? Awesome.
Kiki: *goes to look because she is staff hahaha*
Draco: *laughs*
Necare: I'm a pussy, not an emo kid.
Necare: Wait.
Necare: Fuck.

On Jargon

RyuKenshin: Skiddie is hacker jargon. Wifey means this guy is mentally unstable.