Showing posts with label HFS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HFS. Show all posts

On the Six Million Argument Man

Chrono: we have the technology
Chrono: we can rebuild satty
Chrono: faster
Chrono: stronger
Chrono: more terrible than before
Lachesis: yes, but
Lachesis: this is where you stop and think
Lachesis: yes, you can
Lachesis: but
Lachesis: should you?
HFS: "now he, too, is a homunculus"
Chrono: yes
Chrono: for science
Lachesis: and then it became Jurassic Park, but with Canadians instead of dinosaurs

On Fetishes

Lachesis: but slime
Lachesis: we can basically just pull out a dartboard
Lachesis: and have a good chance of hitting one of [your fetishes]
HFS: and miss the dartboard entirely
HFS: and still have a good chance

On Things to Be Proud Of

HFS: it's called a running gag you pancakegobbler
Necare: wow
*** Necare has left ***
Hinoa: oh wow
Hinoa: that's Bowse-tier ragequitting
HFS: is it wrong to be slightly proud of this moment

Out of Context Theater, Vol. 11

Hellfire Soul: Everything good in this world comes from someone touching themselves

On Invalidity

[5:52:51 PM] HFS: Also, I'm made entirely of fire, Draco
[5:53:01 PM] HFS: Kinda hard to grab a liver out of something without one
[5:53:06 PM] Draco: I AM MADE ENTIRELY OF RAGE, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

On improvement.

[01:04:21] Tiamezara: Congratulations, Sera, on using something lame to do awesome
[01:04:40] Tiamezara: It's like using a donkey's jawbone to kill a thousand men

On Handy Summaries

After a long string of fish puns:
[1:13:22 AM] HFS: This line of conversation can be summed up as
[1:13:25 AM] HFS: Fish +1.

On The Ladies

[6:38:14 PM] Darkridr: Thorion respects people?
[6:38:26 PM] RyuKenshin: Aparently Jenna, Kiki, and Satty
[6:38:51 PM] HFS: Important women on the Temple, basically

On Touching Oneself at Night

Hinoa: Also, why are you not reading my blog
HFS: Because you touch yourself at night, Hinoa, and you make girls touch themselves at night. Nobody else gets any ;-;
Hinoa: HFS: Draco doesn't count, she'll touch herself for any occasion
Hinoa: I mean, uh, what?

On Lesbians

HFS: YOU'VE ENTERED AND ENDLESS RECURSION OF LIME
HFS: IT'S LIKE A LEMON BUT WITHOUT THE LESBIANS
Akiko-chan: wait I thought lemons were yaoi
Gilgamesh: What? Lemons have lesbians? brbgoingtothestore
Artemis: Without the lesbians? What's the point then >[
Kyuuzai: Brb, drinking lemonade.
Artemis: Nothing has any significance if it doesn't have lesbians.
HFS: THE POINT IS THAT IT'S BAD
Gilgamesh: Arty, you know what this means, right? Clearly, we need to find some lesbians so we can make lemons.
Artemis: *sagenod*
HFS: THUS YOU MUST BREAK THE CYCLE AND GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK
Artemis: Let us go search for some.
Jackal: So, when God gives you lemons, you make lesbians?
Kyuuzai: And I thought lemons were just fanfiction porn without plot.
Kyuuzai: When god gives you lesbians, you become really faithful.
Gilgamesh: Now where would one find a lesbian...
Artemis: Maybe Draco knows? D:
Gilgamesh: DRACO

On Pinball Wizards

The scene: Jackal is streaming F-Zero for us, and failing miserably:
Hellfire Soul: Jackal's a pinball wizard!
Crash: Well, he's definitely playing like a deaf, dumb, and blind kid, HFS.

On Chivalry

Chris: You're chivalrous?
HFS: Normally I refrain from hitting girls or Necare.

On Cheering Draco Up

Adnarel: I know what would cheer you up, Dracobolt.
Adnarel: Hint: it starts with "Q" and ends with "uest for the Cure."
HellFire Soul: No, Adna, it starts with "L" and ends with "esbian action with Alex."
TheRealBoyd: Lunch and thesbian action with Alex?

On Dragons

Hellfire Soul: Everyone knows Delfyphilia is perfectly alright among all peoples of the world.
Delfeir: Everybody wants to believe that Dragons are real. I can make that dream come to life for a little while.