On clowning around.

Today, 1:26 AM: Astronomical God Hand: Saying that we're failing to entertain you implies that we're your clowns
Today, 1:27 AM: Dracobolt: Well, clowns are scary and evil.

Now My Head Hurts

Sundancer: Well, you two are going to go get drunk in Japan together or something, right?
Jackal: Now, i'm not saying we can't get drunk - I have a feeling that'll happen and we can't stop it - but come on, man.
Gilgamesh: Heck no. Have you SEEN how many traps Japan has? I don't trust myself :<
Kyuuzai: Get drunk on Tentacle Grape.
Kyuuzai: Step 2: grow tentacles. Step 3: re-enact Sclater's dreams.
Shadow: It'll be worth it at least once, Boyd. Just to confuse your sexuality beyond understanding.
Jackal: I would inevitably shove him into one of those traps.
Kyuuzai: The way you want to crossdress as everyone, that seems very suggestive.
Shadow: "Wait, so I [radio edit]ed a girl...that was actually a guy...that wanted to be a girl....and he was really hot."
Shadow: "So am I straight or gay or both?

On Traps

Shadow: "Screw this, I'll figure it out later." *Boyd goes to screw more traps*
Yarn: Oh oh can I be a trap?
Gilgamesh: Nyoro~n
InfiniteMoose: me me i wanna be one too
Jackal: Now look what you've done, Boyd.
InfiniteMoose: what, several transexuals?
Yarn: I'm not a tranny, I just wanna look pretty. Dx
Shadow: Yeah, can't a man be fabulous?

On Dicks

Spella: Dicks are the most innocent thing ever, Shadow. WTF are you talking about?
shadow: oh yeah totally
Reid: ... What

On the Wikinator

*User Erik has entered this room.
Reid: NOOOO
Draco: OH SH-
Adnarel: Oh, snap.
Reid: GET AWAY
Boyd: OOHS H-
Effex: Oh shit.
Shadow: Ah, shit.

On Truth or Dare, Vol. 2

Kyuuzai: We should play Truth or Dare now. I'm interested. =P
Shadow: Alright!
Shadow: Truth or dare, Kyu?
Kyuuzai: Truth. =P
Shadow: Alright, um...
* User Chrono Ivan has entered this room.
Shadow: How many women would you be willing to bed at the same time?
Chrono Ivan: Over 9000

On Combo Breakers

Chrono Ivan: *directs his bottomless hatred towards all humanity*
Necare: Meh. *joins in*
Shadow: *Joins in too*
Artemis: *joins in as well*
Saturos: *huggles Chrono, Necare, Shadow, and Artemis*
Necare: -__- Solians suck.

On Hiveminds

Reid: Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.
Draco: How many does it take to rip out their still-beating heart and grind it beneath your shoe?
Reid: But, it only takes four muscles to extend your arm to slap the [radio edit] upside the head...
Shadow: But takes only approximately three to punch them in the face.

On the Tooth Fairy

Hinoa: My world is shattered. I've been using the wrong name for [the Aztec ball] sport and I never even knew it.
Inf: Don't feel bad, Hin. My world was shattered when I learned that the tooth fairy was a pedophile.
Hinoa: ...that must have been interesting.
Shadow: Where'd you learn that?
Inf: See, my parents didn't tell me the usual lies people tell kids.
Inf: They were too cheap to give me money, so they told me I needed to put my teeth under the pillow to ward off the Tooth Fairy.
The Phantom Squee: I have a visual imagination...
* The Phantom Squee shudders
Shadow: That's sad.
Inf: So I slept with a baseball bat every time I lost a tooth and wound up nearly killing my brother.
Inf: And that's why his eyes won't uncross.
Hinoa: That, on the other hand, is awesome.