Hinoa: My world is shattered. I've been using the wrong name for [the Aztec ball] sport and I never even knew it.
Inf: Don't feel bad, Hin. My world was shattered when I learned that the tooth fairy was a pedophile.
Hinoa: ...that must have been interesting.
Shadow: Where'd you learn that?
Inf: See, my parents didn't tell me the usual lies people tell kids.
Inf: They were too cheap to give me money, so they told me I needed to put my teeth under the pillow to ward off the Tooth Fairy.
The Phantom Squee: I have a visual imagination...
* The Phantom Squee shudders
Shadow: That's sad.
Inf: So I slept with a baseball bat every time I lost a tooth and wound up nearly killing my brother.
Inf: And that's why his eyes won't uncross.
Hinoa: That, on the other hand, is awesome.
