On Punmageddon

Lemu: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7aiafsadu1raek5go1_1280.png "busty crustacean"
Draco: No thanks, I don't need any prawn showing up in my browsing history.
Slimegunk: pfffft
Hinoa: Come on, don't be shellfish...
Slimegunk: guys stop, i'm cracking up
Draco: Sorry, I'll clam up.
Raseren: These puns are making me crabby : 3

On Thinking of the Children

Lemu: slow down there lach
Miral: whoa there
Miral: think of the children
Lachesis: We have HJ for that.
Lachesis: He'll think of the children enough for everyone.

On Conversational Intersections

Lemu: ASK ME ABOUT MY QUADRATICS
Milotic: ...And Lust.

On murder.

[8:20:30 PM] Lach: Kill everyone.
[8:21:18 PM] Grim: But that's so much WORK. :S
[8:27:58 PM] Lemu: ^ ladies and gentlemen, Luna's clan second

On timing.

* Lemu pees on Tan Tan: Exact same reaction as peo gave when I did it to him. Interesting.

On retrieval of arms.

Lemu: DOOM ENTIRE PLANET
Lemu: WAKE UP DRUNK IN LAS VEGAS
Tan: WAKE UP DRUNK IN LAS VEGAS
Tan: RETRIEVE ARMS
Tan: WAIT, SOMEONE ABSCONDED WITH YOUR ARMS
Jarnakel Magnus: CAN'T ABSCOND, BRO

On beatings.

[20:37:29] Fiendlady: I will beat you with a stick
[20:37:30] Lemu: in bed

On spoiler-avoiding.

[7:05:27 PM] Amy Lynn (Draco): Because I know who Sveta is and junk.
[7:05:40 PM] Amy Lynn (Draco): And now that I'm actually playing DD and feel meh about it, I don't care as much about spoilers.
[7:05:44 PM] Lemu: I'm worried for someone who isn't aware of her by now
[7:06:02 PM] Amy Lynn (Draco): They would be my hero.
[7:06:12 PM] Amy Lynn (Draco): Because they would be amazing at avoiding spoilers.
[7:06:16 PM] Amy Lynn (Draco): Like a spoiler avoiding GOD.

On inability to function according to guidelines.

[11:10:40 AM] Shiroi Jigoku: I take offence to your statements.
[11:10:48 AM] Shiroi Jigoku: And nouns.
[11:10:59 AM] Shiroi Jigoku: And... Conjunctions.
[11:11:35 AM] Shiroi Jigoku: ...
[11:11:41 AM] Lemu: CONJUNCTION JUNCTION WHATS YO FUNCTION

On OH CRAP, BUSTED.

[21:09:58] Miss Joanna: We have undercover reporters quoting everything we say.
[21:10:02] Lemu: In bed.

On the art of timing.

Seraphim: *meow**slap**Whip*
Lemu: Furfag

On what really happened.

Werebarret: Just ask Satty what happened to his mom when he didn't post in FoM for a week
Lemu: Even though I was quite thoroughly beating her the first time.

On delicious soup.

[21:31:58] Lemu: How do you respond to a text saying "you are making soup in my panties"?