Shadow Milotic: Ahhh. Well, Isaac/Ivan is one of the yaoi pairings I don't actually dislike.
Shadow Milotic: ...I blame HJ.
Delfeir: Anything involving Ivan is something we blame HJ for, duh.
Showing posts with label Delfeir. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Delfeir. Show all posts
On Hate
Delfeir: It takes a rare man, such as Jackal, to hate something in five minutes.
Delfeir: And keep hating it and everything else in a similar timeframe.
Delfeir: And keep hating it and everything else in a similar timeframe.
Out of Context Theater, Vol. 9
Delfeir: You never know, it might actually enjoy the concept of being eaten.
On non-fiction
Gilgamesh: Remember, son, leave the slashes to the fanfic writers and the butt enthusiasts.
Phoenix7: We tried, it didn't go anywhere. XD
Shadow Delfeir: Yeah, because you bored me. *shrug*
Phoenix7: I think you just bored yourself. Or perhaps you were afraid?
Gilgamesh: You two need to get a room
Phoenix7: We tried, it didn't go anywhere. XD
Shadow Delfeir: Yeah, because you bored me. *shrug*
Phoenix7: I think you just bored yourself. Or perhaps you were afraid?
Gilgamesh: You two need to get a room
On peoples' thoughts.
[Delfeir] DELFEEEEEEIR... PAUNCH!
Delfeir punches Gilgamesh in the face.
Gilgamesh is punched in the face
[Gilgamesh] Hey
[Gilgamesh] How dare you inflict damage on a national treasure
[Delfeir] A nation that hasn't existed in three thousand years.
[Gilgamesh] ...That's besides the point
[Delfeir] Okay, okay, that's fair. You know? Let's see if any Babylonians come up and complain about your treatment.
Delfeir listens really, really hard...
[Delfeir] ...I think I heard some dirt turning.
Gilgamesh shakes his fist
Delfeir punches Gilgamesh in the face.
Gilgamesh is punched in the face
[Gilgamesh] Hey
[Gilgamesh] How dare you inflict damage on a national treasure
[Delfeir] A nation that hasn't existed in three thousand years.
[Gilgamesh] ...That's besides the point
[Delfeir] Okay, okay, that's fair. You know? Let's see if any Babylonians come up and complain about your treatment.
Delfeir listens really, really hard...
[Delfeir] ...I think I heard some dirt turning.
Gilgamesh shakes his fist
On innuendo.
HyrulianJedi: I just felt like the equivalent of shouting your name abruptly.
Cap'n Delfeir: That's fine, you aren't the first and you probably won't be the last.
Mysterious Waffle Waif: Wow, no one even needs to make a joke, the innuendo for that one just writes itself.
Cap'n Delfeir: That's fine, you aren't the first and you probably won't be the last.
Mysterious Waffle Waif: Wow, no one even needs to make a joke, the innuendo for that one just writes itself.
On Freudian Slips
Cap'n Delfeir: Yes, Gilgamesh/Necare is well known. I used to try and be their friend but man, I was the biggest third wheel. Couldn't get a word in edgeways while they were making out.
Gilgamesh: I am going to grind your ass into so much [radio edit]ing paste *fistshake*
Shadow Milotic: No you're not, Boyd.
Cap'n Delfeir: Grind my ass? You're not exactly making your case any better, sir.
Necare: Yes, Boyd, GRIND ME.
Shadow Milotic: *snickers*
* Gilgamesh impales himself with Ea and fades away again
Gilgamesh: I am going to grind your ass into so much [radio edit]ing paste *fistshake*
Shadow Milotic: No you're not, Boyd.
Cap'n Delfeir: Grind my ass? You're not exactly making your case any better, sir.
Necare: Yes, Boyd, GRIND ME.
Shadow Milotic: *snickers*
* Gilgamesh impales himself with Ea and fades away again
On Boyd's Balls
Cap'n Delfeir: What this means is that there are so many of Boyd's balls lying around that they're a common commodity. Completely devalued.
Gilgamesh: What no
Gilgamesh: That is not how it works dammit
Gilgamesh: My balls are valuable and of the highest quality
Gilgamesh: You'd be lucky to have them
Cap'n Delfeir: It's called inflation, Boyd. The more there is of something available, the more you need for it to have any value.
Necare: Of course, that's the only thing about Boyd's balls that are inflated.
Gilgamesh: That's the same thing as saying that fifty gold bars are worth less than two pennies
Hell: *bangs hammer, starts auction* ALRIGHT, Boyd's balls, we're starting at $5. Any offers?
Shadow Milotic: No.
Peytral: Nope.
Hell: Boyd's balls: Worth less than five dollars.
Hell: You may have your items back, sir.
Gilgamesh: What no
Gilgamesh: That is not how it works dammit
Gilgamesh: My balls are valuable and of the highest quality
Gilgamesh: You'd be lucky to have them
Cap'n Delfeir: It's called inflation, Boyd. The more there is of something available, the more you need for it to have any value.
Necare: Of course, that's the only thing about Boyd's balls that are inflated.
Gilgamesh: That's the same thing as saying that fifty gold bars are worth less than two pennies
Hell: *bangs hammer, starts auction* ALRIGHT, Boyd's balls, we're starting at $5. Any offers?
Shadow Milotic: No.
Peytral: Nope.
Hell: Boyd's balls: Worth less than five dollars.
Hell: You may have your items back, sir.
On Complaining About Those Darn Kids
Delfeir: Pfft, kids these days! When I was your age, we had to spend THREE YEARS ON THE TEMPLE TO GET ONE HALF YEAR. While travelling to the Temple on dialup connections that we had to carry uphill! Both ways! In the snow! AND WE LIKED IT!
On Breasts and the Job Hunt
Delfeir: Great. Then I'm a six foot tall guy with a goatee, a broad frame, and breasts. I don't think that will improve my chances.
On Dragons
Hellfire Soul: Everyone knows Delfyphilia is perfectly alright among all peoples of the world.
Delfeir: Everybody wants to believe that Dragons are real. I can make that dream come to life for a little while.
Delfeir: Everybody wants to believe that Dragons are real. I can make that dream come to life for a little while.
On Strange Turn-Ons
Delfeir: *overpowered by incredible bloodlust* I want to kill them. I want to kill them. I want to hurt them so badly that they beg me to kill them, THEN I WILL KILL THEM.
Delfeir: I want to see them screaming in utter agony, too broken to move, their blood covering the area... I don't want them to be recognisable... I want them to SUFFER!
Necare: Damn it Delf, now I'm all horny.
Delfeir: I want to see them screaming in utter agony, too broken to move, their blood covering the area... I don't want them to be recognisable... I want them to SUFFER!
Necare: Damn it Delf, now I'm all horny.
On Time Zones
Delfeir of the Frozen Sky: Quiet you. My time zone is in the future and therefore correct~
On Unusual Blessings
Delfeir: Take care everyone. May all your rolls be 20s!
* User Delfeir has logged out.
Hinoa: That'll be hard to explain if I roll a d6
* User Delfeir has logged out.
Hinoa: That'll be hard to explain if I roll a d6
On Returning Characters From the Dead
Draco: Also, optional reincarnation method: Draco comes back as a talking bra, ala Cowtastrophe.
Satty: The question is... Whose bra? >_>
Draco: We already decided. Delfeir wears it.
Enro: Delfeir, why are you wearing a bra...?
Delfeir: It's Draco. It speaks to me... and I always keep her close to my heart.
Enro: o_0
Satty: The question is... Whose bra? >_>
Draco: We already decided. Delfeir wears it.
Enro: Delfeir, why are you wearing a bra...?
Delfeir: It's Draco. It speaks to me... and I always keep her close to my heart.
Enro: o_0
On Innuendo, Vol. 3
GoV: Draco's strangely silent...
Hinoa: She's clipping her cat's nails.
Delfeir: We believe it's sexual innuendo.
Delfeir: We can't be too sure, though.
Bliss: Of course we can, EVERYTHING is sexual innuendo
Hinoa: This is the Temple, after all.
Hinoa: She's clipping her cat's nails.
Delfeir: We believe it's sexual innuendo.
Delfeir: We can't be too sure, though.
Bliss: Of course we can, EVERYTHING is sexual innuendo
Hinoa: This is the Temple, after all.
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