On watchers.

[01:27:12 | Edited 01:27:51] Zeddykins: tan... its bedhjnot toutter, and uud slash insted of dis "-"
[01:29:23] TheyAreNext; Most Veteran: it would say a different name there if it was someone else
[01:29:27] TheyAreNext; Most Veteran: meaning it was you
[01:29:32] Zeddykins: there are also many marshmellows in a bag.
[01:29:40] Necarbustraintiemz: Stop quoting things, the typos get worse each time.
[01:29:50] TheyAreNext; Most Veteran: inorite
[01:30:13] Sacra: whats a bedhjnot toutter
[01:30:22] Necarbustraintiemz: We're trying to find out
[01:30:47] TheyAreNext; Most Veteran: bed, HJ, not to utter?
[01:31:11] Necarbustraintiemz: That translates into HJ being the submissive in some S&M action, to me.
[01:31:20] TheyAreNext; Most Veteran: seems that way
[01:31:20] Sacra: makes sense
[01:31:30] TheyAreNext; Most Veteran: mystery solved!
[01:31:43] Sacra: are you kidding
[01:31:47] Sacra: this just raises more questions
[01:32:06 | Edited 01:32:13] Necarbustraintiemz: Questions that can only be answered with hidden cameras.

On lynchings.

[04:24:59] RyuKenshin: Tan
Kain
Newt
Maddy
Leaf
[04:25:02] Wally: EYE’M THE STRONGEST AND TAN IS AN IDIOT
[04:25:04] RyuKenshin: Begin the vote
[04:25:11] Sclater: clearly this is indication that you must lynch gonadnarel
[04:25:11] TheyAreNext: *gonadnarel*
[04:25:18] leaf: *gonadnarel*
[04:25:23] Kain: *gonadnarel*
[04:25:29] A. Newtly: *gonadnarel*
[04:25:40] Stak: k
[04:25:42 | Edited by Sclater, 04:25:55] Stak: *gonadnarel*
[04:25:43] RyuKenshin: ...The GM moves to the phone to contact Dragon
[04:25:47] TheyAreNext: it's unanimous
[04:25:54] TheyAreNext: gonadnarel is moriya
[04:25:58] TheyAreNext: we must lynch her

On sexy fun times.

Zgrill: Yes, I'm 17. It's perfectly legal for me to have sex with freshmen.

On intercourse.

Jarn: "Fucking settler? As opposed to a normal settler? Well, I suppose you are trying to expand your empire, so I guess it's good that they're fucking settlers?"

Ten minutes later

Tan (at citizens complaining about overpopulation): "If you're so upset that it's too crowded, then stop being fucking settlers!"

On Mafia

Secundum: who are your (mafia) partners anyway?
Secundum: *checks list*
Secundum: Aha.
Secundum: I knew it!
Necare: Being the GM, I'd really fucking hope so.

On Being Your Woman

Wallycaine: Ten minutes from now
Wallycaine: She wants to be that woman
Peytral: Wally
Peytral: Ten minutes from now
Peytral: I want to be YOUR woman
Peytral: I mean what?

On Dirty, Dirty Ovens

Leaf: you may be selfcesting yourself at this point role
Leaf: there's something funky going on in that oven
* Kain gets home in time to see this
Kain: The fuck did I miss?
* Kain stares at the oven, then at Role, then at leaf, then at the pile of egos.
Kain: Talk dirty to me, oven.

On the Price of Failure

Lachesis: Someone misplaced the missiles.
Lachesis: Strap them to the new missiles.

On That Which You Cannot See

Ulta: Kali still here
Ulta: yes no?
Phoenix: Haven't seen her.
Kali: For the record, the things you can't see CAN hurt you, very very much >:

On great justice.

Thorion: Oh, Mighty Dracobolt, will you remove all of my unjustly given warns?
Dracobolt: Done.
Thorion: You did nothing.

On Misspelling

[3:02:01 PM] Steve McRagequit: godammit I can't even misspelll things properly

On Bold Undergarments

[6:13:24 PM] Tan: anywho, on to brighter thongs...

On Fail Piles

[5:00:27 PM] Steve McRagequit: me fails at life
[5:00:32 PM] Hinoa: How fitting
[5:00:35 PM] Steve McRagequit: IKNORITE
[5:00:41 PM] Steve McRagequit: JESUS FUCKIGN CHRIST

On Drinking Games

Artemis: nerd
Amiti: Looks whose calling the kettle black and stop trying to drag me back.
Shadow: YOU NOOOOOOOOBS
Reimu Hakurei: gtfo scrubs
* Amiti takes Reimu's advice and leaves the Temple.
* Tractatus takes a drink.

On spellcasting.

[22:05:59] Sabre: Draco, I need you to work your sexy magic!
[22:06:26] Draco: I didn't know I had any.
[22:06:34] Draco: I put all my skill points into elemental conjurations.