(We're) On A Boat

‹UltaFlame› And then Draco was aboard a ship/.
‹UltaFlame› A pirate ship.
‹Draco› Yay!
* Sacra make abterre ets pboard
* Draco changes nickname to Pirate Queen Draco
* Sacra doesnt invide anyone
‹Holly (Steve)› d'awwww
* Pirate Queen Draco invades Sacra
‹Holly› o.o
‹Pirate Queen Draco› It's just like it sounds.
‹Sacra› oh, my
* Sacra blushes
‹Holly› so much banana pudding
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Time to walk the plank.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› If you know what I mean.
‹Sacra› =0
‹Holly›
‹Sacra› I... I think i do...
‹Holly› wait.... o.0
* Holly salps Draco
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Be careful, Sacra.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› It's a trap!
‹Hinoa› what is this, I don't even
‹Sacra› molly we are havening a MONENTM
‹Pirate Queen Draco› A moth?
‹Holly› oh sorr-wait
‹Pirate Queen Draco› A monument?
‹Sacra› a momentum
‹Jenna› save it for the srs topic in sp ladies!
‹Holly› I can haz moment too? (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
Pirate Queen Draco giggles coyly.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› As you say, Jenna.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› :kyle:
‹TheSeaKing› back. xD
‹Sacra› XDD
‹Holly› d'awwwww ;_;
‹Sacra› hi seaking
‹Holly› me is unloved
‹Pirate Queen Draco› All aboard the good ship Draco!
* Sacra salps molly
* Holly is unloved and can't tuype
‹Hinoa› That's what she said!
‹Sacra› she said what?
* Holly boards the good ship Draco
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Where the good times never end!
‹Jenna› Oh snap it's Kyle he's so ****ing hot
‹Hinoa› That's what she said!
‹Holly› \o/
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Sword fights and rigging galore!
‹Sacra› bwaha
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Pirates know a lot of rope tricks.
‹Sacra› kyle wil never look the same :<
‹Holly› is it like the ship level in Donkey Kong Country 2?
‹Sacra› hey poiuoiuuu
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Anyone interested in being my cabin person?
‹Poui› hai?
‹Holly› OOOOOOOH ME
‹Sacra› there is a srs topci in the girl place
‹Holly› PICK ME PICK ME
‹Hinoa› Miss Draco. I'm a ninja. Am I still allowed aboard, or are you of the type that actually still gives a shit about the Feud?
‹Pirate Queen Draco› A word of warning, you'll be spending a lot of time in the cabin. ;D
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Well, is your sword just for show, or are you any good with it?
‹Sacra› can i be the corws nest
‹Holly› I'm a pirate ninja sorcerer, so yeah /o/
‹Poui› I shall respond there. \o
‹Sacra› yaaay thx o/
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Well, then, Holly, better put on your robe and wizard hat and come aboard!
* Holly dons robe and wizard hat!
‹Hinoa› I'm a master of swording, and I know an interesting trick with a naginata and a kusari-gama
* Holly boards
‹Sacra› i make pretty good panckaes
‹Jenna› i want to be a manatee!
‹Sacra› does anyone els ekeep damcing in their seat
* Pirate Queen Draco polishes her blade.
* Sacra throws a ppanckea at braco
* Pirate Queen Draco hopes the pancake is topped with banana pudding.
* Pirate Queen Draco polishes Hinoa's blade next.
‹Sacra› yes is it
‹Sacra› it is
‹Pirate Queen Draco› ***cellent.
* Holly adds moar pudding. Nevar enuff!
‹Poui› what
‹safd› Dracobolt, I need you to do something for me.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› ...
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Really?
‹Sacra› =O
‹Hinoa› .....
‹Holly› what
‹Pirate Queen Draco› It censors the s-e-x word?
‹Sacra› ***
‹Sacra› hahahaha
‹Pirate Queen Draco› What kind of lame, orgy-preventing chat room is this?
‹safd› This is run by Sea. It probably censors everything.
‹Jenna› ahhhhhh i saw lightning
‹Poui› *** *** ***
‹Holly› d'awwwww
‹Sacra› in twelve years old lmao
‹Sacra› ***
‹Sacra› butts
* Pirate Queen Draco explicits safd.
‹Sacra› poop
* safd is delighted.
‹Holly› that juse means we have to use smexy instead
‹TheSeaKing› Testing: ***
‹Hinoa› aaaand mark *against* this chat!
‹Pirate Queen Draco› =(
‹Pirate Queen Draco› We'll just have to be... creative.
‹Poui› Sea was trying to find the filters file to edit it, though.
‹Jarnakel Magnus› You mean a point FOR this chat, right Hinoa?
‹Holly› NO
‹Sacra› ***X
* Holly punts Jarnakel
‹Sacra› o bby
* Pirate Queen Draco explicits Jarnakel Magnus. It's very hot.
‹Hinoa› No, i'm quite sure I said against
* Jarnakel Magnus dodges with teleport
‹Sacra› =o
* Jarnakel Magnus dodges with teleport. Again
‹Pirate Queen Draco› TAKE IT, JARN, TAKE IT!
‹Pirate Queen Draco› YOU CAN'T IGNORE MY GIRTH!
‹Jarnakel Magnus› NEVAH
* Holly salps Draco meanwhile
* Pirate Queen Draco changes nickname to Gary Oak.
‹Gary Oak.›
‹Hinoa› .....
‹Jarnakel Magnus› Ok, Draco gets a tactical facepalm
‹Sacra› bahaha
‹Gary Oak.› So, Jarnakel, is that a ray gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
* Gary Oak. changes nickname to Pirate Queen Draco
‹Jarnakel Magnus› It's a ra gun. *vaporizes Draco*
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Welcome aboard the good ship Draco, Jarnakel.
‹Jarnakel Magnus› *Ray
‹Holly› well I'm happy to see you~
‹Pirate Queen Draco› It's time for you to join our pleasure cruise.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Next stop, the Virgin Islands!
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Of course, they won't stay that way for long.
‹Hinoa› joke expected/10
‹Holly› :monawesomeface:
‹Pirate Queen Draco› There's plenty of coconuts there.
‹Holly› d'awwww
‹Jarnakel Magnus› Too bad Draco. Looks like you'll be missing out on the cruise. On accouint of being vaporized
‹Jenna› and warm, wet, milk
‹Poui›
* Holly unvaporizes Draco
* Holly glomps the newly restored Draco
* Jarnakel Magnus drops a Dreadnought on the chat
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Oh, you should not dread this little trip.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Let's head down south, Jarn, and see what we can find. Maybe a large palm tree. ;D
* Jarnakel Magnus appologizes to those who bacame collateral damage
‹Hinoa› It'll only hurt a little.
‹Holly› you will join us, Jarn~
‹Hinoa› And only if you want it to~
* Holly is clearly some sort of hypotized zombie-thing
‹Jarnakel Magnus› *became. Bah. And no, I will not join you
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Holly's already put on her robe and wizard hat, and I'm sure she's experienced with wands.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Maybe she'll handle yours if you ask nicely.
* Jarnakel Magnus changes nickname to Mysemar Stalwart
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Do you know the Engorio charm, Holly?
* Sacra puts on her robe adn wizerd ghat
‹Sacra› =e=
‹Holly› maybe sacra does!
‹Holly› oh man this will be fun
‹Sacra› engorio what
‹Sacra› i mean yeahhh totoaly
* Hinoa zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
* Holly dances
* Pirate Queen Draco makes everyone walk the plank.
‹Sacra› ahaha its officialy tomorow in britian
‹Pirate Queen Draco› This concludes our cruise. Be sure to tip your cabin boy; he deserves it!
* Sacra "walks the planck"
* Holly looks at the clock o.0
* Mysemar Stalwart stands Stalwart, andthus avoids walking the plank
* Holly then walks the plank
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Thank you for sailing Banana Pudding cruise lines.
‹Holly› because why not
‹Hinoa› Aw, do I *have* to go?
‹Pirate Queen Draco› We hope you ride us again soon!
* Sacra salps holly
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Well, not you, handsome.
* Holly salps Sacra
‹Sacra› :<
‹Hinoa› =D
‹Pirate Queen Draco› The captain requests you in her quarters.
‹Holly› d'awwww
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Bring your sword - and nothing else. ;D
* Mysemar Stalwart sinks the ship
* Pirate Queen Draco returns to her quarters.
‹Sacra› who
* Mysemar Stalwart sprinkles sharks into the water, and removes atheism form draco's inventory
* Holly prevents the ship from sinking via godmodding
‹Mysemar Stalwart› *from
* Hinoa excuses himself, then strides over to the captain's quarters
* Holly is allowed to do this by the mod staff
* Mysemar Stalwart prevent's Holly from godmodding with godmodding
* Sacra rides a shark to fredon
* Pirate Queen Draco godmods Mysemar Magnus whatever his name is into bondage gear in the captain's quarters. It is very hot.
* Mysemar Stalwart removes godmodding from Holly's inventory
* Mysemar Stalwart dodges GODmodding with the Atheism he stole from Draco
* Pirate Queen Draco thinks Jarnakel should stop being such a bloody stick in the mud and go along with the fun.
‹Mysemar Stalwart› Ohsnaps.
* Hinoa uses Authorial Skill: Deus Ex Machina
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Heh heh. "Stick."
‹Mysemar Stalwart› Didn't see that coming, did you?
‹Holly› your atheism is still subject to mod abuse! the one power that can't be stolen!
‹Hinoa› It's the power that keeps on giving!
* Pirate Queen Draco sails off into the sunset, unharmed.
* Pirate Queen Draco changes nickname to Draco
‹Draco› Wow, that was a fun cruise!
* Sacra keeps the shakr
‹Sacra› sharkk
‹Holly› best cruise ever imo
‹Holly› may or may not need to be moved to srs srs bsns
‹Sacra› cruise shold eb movesd to srs bsns imo

On Lesbians

HFS: YOU'VE ENTERED AND ENDLESS RECURSION OF LIME
HFS: IT'S LIKE A LEMON BUT WITHOUT THE LESBIANS
Akiko-chan: wait I thought lemons were yaoi
Gilgamesh: What? Lemons have lesbians? brbgoingtothestore
Artemis: Without the lesbians? What's the point then >[
Kyuuzai: Brb, drinking lemonade.
Artemis: Nothing has any significance if it doesn't have lesbians.
HFS: THE POINT IS THAT IT'S BAD
Gilgamesh: Arty, you know what this means, right? Clearly, we need to find some lesbians so we can make lemons.
Artemis: *sagenod*
HFS: THUS YOU MUST BREAK THE CYCLE AND GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK
Artemis: Let us go search for some.
Jackal: So, when God gives you lemons, you make lesbians?
Kyuuzai: And I thought lemons were just fanfiction porn without plot.
Kyuuzai: When god gives you lesbians, you become really faithful.
Gilgamesh: Now where would one find a lesbian...
Artemis: Maybe Draco knows? D:
Gilgamesh: DRACO

On Part of this Complete Breakfast

Akiko-chan: What, is that a new cereal or something?
Jackal: Yeah, Chron-o's
Akiko-chan: Fortified with extra PINGAS?
Jackal: With marshmallowy airship shapes and lightning marshmellows and meme's on the back of the box for you to do with your kids.

On Temple Story Arcs

Akiko-chan: Next Big Bad should be Joe, just because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.