Showing posts with label Chris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris. Show all posts

On The Fail of the English Language

Reid: Akiko is my heroin. What an amazing unit.
Hinoa: Reid, point of advice. It's spelled "heroine."
Chris: heroin's a drug :U
Reid: ...
Reid: ...
Chris: Which Kakio could be, I guess
Reid: ...
Reid: ...
Reid: ....................
* Reid dies
Reid: DAMN YOU ENGLISHHHHHH

The Count Goes to Aselia

Chris: One Indignation, ah hah hah
Chris: Two Indignation, ah hah hah
Chris: Three Indignation, ah hah hah

On Traps

Shadow: "Screw this, I'll figure it out later." *Boyd goes to screw more traps*
Yarn: Oh oh can I be a trap?
Gilgamesh: Nyoro~n
InfiniteMoose: me me i wanna be one too
Jackal: Now look what you've done, Boyd.
InfiniteMoose: what, several transexuals?
Yarn: I'm not a tranny, I just wanna look pretty. Dx
Shadow: Yeah, can't a man be fabulous?

On the Theft of Punchlines

Draco: I have achieved cookies!
Andycat: HAY CHRIS I GOT A JOKE FOR YOU
Chris: Oh really?
Andycat: YES
Andycat: U WANNA HEAR IT
Chris: Sure.
Draco: Women's rights.
Draco: OHO DID I STEAL YOUR PUNCHLINE?!
Chris: xD
Andycat: >_________>
Andycat: I can't believe this.
Andycat: I hope you choke on your cookies.
Chris: Oh freaking lawls
Draco: Hey, Chris, I have another joke for you.
Chris: Oh really?
Draco: Adnarel.
Chris: BWAHAHA
* Andycat cries.

On Optimism

Yarn: If life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

On Drugs

* Kelsey [Lily] drags Chris to her emo panic room.
* Chris is drug.
* Chris is also crack and hero- wait what

On Chivalry

Chris: You're chivalrous?
HFS: Normally I refrain from hitting girls or Necare.

Thank You, I'll Be Here All Night

Arty: *turns everyone into deers*
Chris, a deer.: Oh sh
Hinoa: *genderbends Chris*
Hinoa: And now he's a deer. A female deer.

On The Best He'll Ever Get

Chrono Ivan: inb4Chris suggests brother/sister incest
Christina: I can have some? =D

On Annoyance

Chris: Am I a cool guy when I'm not spamming and being annoying?
Boyd: I dunno, Chris. Stop so we can find out.

On Double Meanings

Kivon: I'm too busy playing Ragnarok. >_>
Kivon: For some reason, I'm enjoying grinding one of my characters.

On Averages

* User Draco has entered this room.
Chris: Howdy, Mom.
Draco: Hi, guys!
Chris: The chatroom's intelligence level is higher than normal, somewhat...
* User Boyd has entered this room
Draco: Oh, there it goes back again.

On Sanity, or the Lack Thereof

Chris: Hey, at least I'm not sane!
Boyd: What's your point?

On Shame

Chris: Me, shamed?
Chris: ERROR
Chris: DOES NOT COMPUTE