Comedy Gold: Necare

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On Things to Be Proud Of

HFS: it's called a running gag you pancakegobbler
Necare: wow
*** Necare has left ***
Hinoa: oh wow
Hinoa: that's Bowse-tier ragequitting
HFS: is it wrong to be slightly proud of this moment

On Whores

Seccy: I just realised I haven't known about comedy gold yet. 0_0
Necare: You didn't? Great, everybody make way for the newest [Comedy Gold] whore.

Zeddykins: tan... its bedhjnot toutter, and uud slash insted of dis "-"
TheyAreNext: it would say a different name there if it was someone else
TheyAreNext: meaning it was you
Zeddykins: there are also many marshmellows in a bag.
Necare: Stop quoting things, the typos get worse each time.
TheyAreNext: inorite
Sacra: whats a bedhjnot toutter
Necare: We're trying to find out
TheyAreNext: bed, HJ, not to utter?
Necare: That translates into HJ being the submissive in some S&M action, to me.
TheyAreNext: seems that way
Sacra: makes sense
TheyAreNext: mystery solved!
Sacra: are you kidding
Sacra: this just raises more questions
Necare: Questions that can only be answered with hidden cameras.

On Mafia

Secundum: who are your (mafia) partners anyway?
Secundum: *checks list*
Secundum: Aha.
Secundum: I knew it!
Necare: Being the GM, I'd really fucking hope so.

On food.

Necare: Speaking of vaginas, I need to go make supper.

On zebras.

Draco: Thanks to rhymezone, I now know that tyrannosaurus rex rhymes with extramarital sex.
Necare: This is what you get when you try to write rhyming couplets for a magical talking zebra, kids.

On revelations.

Jackal: I've been making a bigass plot event for the AWRP on the other forum
Necare: Yes, I believe you mentioned the other day.
Necare: I assume you would like to share?
Jackal: I just like talking for the sake of talking
Necare: oh kraden you're a woman
I CAN SEE FOREVER
Jackal: xD
Necare: Guys everything makes sense now.
Jackal: I just like the sound of my voice
Jackal: So I talk constantly
Necare HOLY SHIT
Necare: I'M RIGHT
Jackal: Okay i'm loling
Necare: YOU'RE JUST BLOWING MY MIND ALL OVER THE PLACE TONIGHT
Jackal: What can I say? I deliver the full package each time
Necare: And that package is made of BOMBS.
Necare: Freakin' mind grenades, man.

On height restrictions.

Necare:By the way.
Necare: How tall is Emi?
Jackal: 5'2"
Necare: ...
Necare: What.
Jackal: :troll:
Necare: What the HELL, man.
Necare: You cannot be serious.
Jackal: I am the most serious.
Necare: You fucker.
Necare: You unpredictable bastard.
Jackal: uMad
Necare: You trolling son of a bitch.
Necare: You flaming titwad.
Jackal: lol

On solutions.

(Amiti)The Illusive Man: I wonder if I can work that thread into my Military Coup.
(Amiti)The Illusive Man: when I bring down the dirty commie fascists that have taken over the temple.
Necare: No worries, they'll get bored eventually.
Necare: ^ (Solution to every problem at the Temple.)

On Genderswapping

Sabre Dance: I should have been born a dude
Necare: Man, that sounds like me, Sabre.

Oh Snap

Sundancer: Terri has double standards. would you shorten your name already, sexy?
Ceremonial Dentist Fridge (Terri): I like my name. D:
Necare: I like her name too. It is LONG and FORCEFUL.
Crash: Unlike a certain part of Necare HEY-OOOOOOOOOOO
Ceremonial Dentist Fridge: don't remind me, crash >:

On typos. Again.

[02:13:51] TaNDoS: stypid tupos.
[02:14:40] Necare: tupo tupo
[02:14:43] TaNDoS: kupo!
[02:14:55] Necare: PUYO!
[02:15:02] TaNDoS: SODAPOP!
[02:15:18] Willridr: AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE

On innuendo.

HyrulianJedi: I just felt like the equivalent of shouting your name abruptly.
Cap'n Delfeir: That's fine, you aren't the first and you probably won't be the last.
Mysterious Waffle Waif: Wow, no one even needs to make a joke, the innuendo for that one just writes itself.

On jokes that are no longer valid due to no longer present wordfilters and drawn out titles.

Mysterious Waffle Waif: How about you two go [radio edit] each other. I know [radio edit]ing yourself can get old after a while.
Gilgamesh: ...Why do you know that?
Mysterious Waffle Waif: Cameras in your house. I've heard you complaining.
Gilgamesh: ...This is why [radio edit] and [radio edit] need a different filter.
Mysterious Waffle Waif: Yes. Yes it is.

On Twoo Wub

Elvashar: Haven't you ever been irrationally and instantly in love, Draco? Most people call it creepy, but I call it LOVE!
Necare: most people call it Twilight, actually

On Freudian Slips

Cap'n Delfeir: Yes, Gilgamesh/Necare is well known. I used to try and be their friend but man, I was the biggest third wheel. Couldn't get a word in edgeways while they were making out.
Gilgamesh: I am going to grind your ass into so much [radio edit]ing paste *fistshake*
Shadow Milotic: No you're not, Boyd.
Cap'n Delfeir: Grind my ass? You're not exactly making your case any better, sir.
Necare: Yes, Boyd, GRIND ME.
Shadow Milotic: *snickers*
* Gilgamesh impales himself with Ea and fades away again

On Boyd's Balls

Cap'n Delfeir: What this means is that there are so many of Boyd's balls lying around that they're a common commodity. Completely devalued.
Gilgamesh: What no
Gilgamesh: That is not how it works dammit
Gilgamesh: My balls are valuable and of the highest quality
Gilgamesh: You'd be lucky to have them
Cap'n Delfeir: It's called inflation, Boyd. The more there is of something available, the more you need for it to have any value.
Necare: Of course, that's the only thing about Boyd's balls that are inflated.
Gilgamesh: That's the same thing as saying that fifty gold bars are worth less than two pennies
Hell: *bangs hammer, starts auction* ALRIGHT, Boyd's balls, we're starting at $5. Any offers?
Shadow Milotic: No.
Peytral: Nope.
Hell: Boyd's balls: Worth less than five dollars.
Hell: You may have your items back, sir.

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