On the Transformers Movie

Jackal: But yeah, I thought [Transformers] sucked ass.
Fluffy: AND THE BOOBIES ARE WORTH IT ALL
Fluffy: you have not taste in boobs, man.
Saturos: She was okay.
Ninja: Things suck ass for you in random and arbitrary ways.
Saturos: I'd rather have my girls not thrown in my face going "omg she's hot dig it dig it."
Saturos: Megatron was way sexier, anyway.
Saturos: That big manly, hunk of metal, him.
Fluffy: *swoons*

On Mistakes

*Ninja is not afraid of Runny
Hinoa: See, that's your first mistake

On Epic Burns

Ninja: The easiest way to achieve an epic burn involves a blowtorch and the Iliad.

On Fleeting Life

The CBox Ninja: I live!
Lachesis: NOT FOR LONG