On the Six Million Argument Man

Chrono: we have the technology
Chrono: we can rebuild satty
Chrono: faster
Chrono: stronger
Chrono: more terrible than before
Lachesis: yes, but
Lachesis: this is where you stop and think
Lachesis: yes, you can
Lachesis: but
Lachesis: should you?
HFS: "now he, too, is a homunculus"
Chrono: yes
Chrono: for science
Lachesis: and then it became Jurassic Park, but with Canadians instead of dinosaurs

On Fetishes

Lachesis: but slime
Lachesis: we can basically just pull out a dartboard
Lachesis: and have a good chance of hitting one of [your fetishes]
HFS: and miss the dartboard entirely
HFS: and still have a good chance

On the end times

[01:45:03] Sadique: AND SO THE WAIFUIST TOOK CONTROL OF RUMBLE
[01:45:07] Sadique: AND ALL FELL BEFORE THE PLS
[01:45:36] Sadique: it is said that, at the end, as the last hero fell in battle with the forces of the waifuist
[01:45:48] Sadique: his last words were
[01:45:49] Sadique: "rigged"

On Thinking of the Children

Lemu: slow down there lach
Miral: whoa there
Miral: think of the children
Lachesis: We have HJ for that.
Lachesis: He'll think of the children enough for everyone.

On the Price of Failure

Lachesis: Someone misplaced the missiles.
Lachesis: Strap them to the new missiles.

On murder.

[8:20:30 PM] Lach: Kill everyone.
[8:21:18 PM] Grim: But that's so much WORK. :S
[8:27:58 PM] Lemu: ^ ladies and gentlemen, Luna's clan second

On Revolutions

Lachesis: Down with everything, up with fire!

On Crimes Against Nature

Lachesis: At this point, Saturos is a freakish crime against most of the natural order and has no close family left in the genetic sense. >___>

On Fleeting Life

The CBox Ninja: I live!
Lachesis: NOT FOR LONG

On Amusement

Lachesis: I am amused. Because I am confused. WHEEE!!!

On Rules

* Lachesis snaps
werebarret: Well, rules are meant to be broken.