On The Fail of the English Language

Reid: Akiko is my heroin. What an amazing unit.
Hinoa: Reid, point of advice. It's spelled "heroine."
Chris: heroin's a drug :U
Reid: ...
Reid: ...
Chris: Which Kakio could be, I guess
Reid: ...
Reid: ...
Reid: ....................
* Reid dies
Reid: DAMN YOU ENGLISHHHHHH

On Babysitting with the Belmonts

Reid: [Roxy and I] were babysitting an 11 year old! I can't leave her by herself.
Jackal: Yeah you can!
Jackal: She's eleven. She can handle herself
Jackal: Give her a knife, drop her in Dracula's Castle, she'll be leveling up before you know it.

On Dicks

Spella: Dicks are the most innocent thing ever, Shadow. WTF are you talking about?
shadow: oh yeah totally
Reid: ... What

On the Wikinator

*User Erik has entered this room.
Reid: NOOOO
Draco: OH SH-
Adnarel: Oh, snap.
Reid: GET AWAY
Boyd: OOHS H-
Effex: Oh shit.
Shadow: Ah, shit.

On Taking a Number and Getting in Line

Gary Oak (Werebarret): Draco!
Gary Oak: MSN!
Draco-chan: Gary, give me a good reason. I need to leave now.
Reid: Draco I want to tell you to marry me and I need to do it over MSN, is that reason good enough?
Draco-chan: Reid, you'll have to get in the queue for that. XP

On Hiveminds

Reid: Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.
Draco: How many does it take to rip out their still-beating heart and grind it beneath your shoe?
Reid: But, it only takes four muscles to extend your arm to slap the [radio edit] upside the head...
Shadow: But takes only approximately three to punch them in the face.