Showing posts with label Draco. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Draco. Show all posts

On Religious Roleplay

Draco: I put on my vestments and pope hat

On Templesonas and Poetry

Squee: a few people had personas they used in GS RPs and they decided to solidify them and post profiles, then everybody else jumped on the bandwagon and started forcing it
Squee: and much like a fart, when they forced it it was revealed to be shit
Draco: You're such a poet, Squee.
Chrono: much better than that arty guy

On Punmageddon

Lemu: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7aiafsadu1raek5go1_1280.png "busty crustacean"
Draco: No thanks, I don't need any prawn showing up in my browsing history.
Slimegunk: pfffft
Hinoa: Come on, don't be shellfish...
Slimegunk: guys stop, i'm cracking up
Draco: Sorry, I'll clam up.
Raseren: These puns are making me crabby : 3

On great justice.

Thorion: Oh, Mighty Dracobolt, will you remove all of my unjustly given warns?
Dracobolt: Done.
Thorion: You did nothing.

On spellcasting.

[22:05:59] Sabre: Draco, I need you to work your sexy magic!
[22:06:26] Draco: I didn't know I had any.
[22:06:34] Draco: I put all my skill points into elemental conjurations.

On zebras.

Draco: Thanks to rhymezone, I now know that tyrannosaurus rex rhymes with extramarital sex.
Necare: This is what you get when you try to write rhyming couplets for a magical talking zebra, kids.

On incorrect decisions.

Tan: either it's behind schedule or they streamed wong too much
Draco: And they don't see anything wong with that?

On Evolutious Interruptus

Role: Words and symbols evolve over time, so...
* Draco presses B.
Draco: WHAT NOW?

On beca.

Super Slash: I'm so bored... This seems like a good time to work on the GSDD game script
Peytral: There is no game script, only ZUUUUUUUUUUUUL
Dracobolt: You misspelled beca.
Peytral: [radio edit] beca.
Wally Caine: What is Beca?
Peytral: Beca isn't even a thing. It isn't even a meme.
Wally Caine: Idk, it seems pretty memetastic to me
Peytral: It's even less funny than Zuul, and that's saying something.
Peytral: It has no basis, and since it doesn't mean anything it's pointless to use it.
Peytral: The only way to use it is to force its usage even more than the average meme
Peytral: And even then it STILL wouldn't make sense.
Peytral: Beca's level of retardedness is over 9000, inert much like the balls, my body can NOT take it, it is a miserable pile of secrets
Super Slash: ...what
Peytral: You can not teach it to shoot fireballs, it is NOT your sandwich, it doesn't like trains.
Peytral: It is sappin' mah hilarity
Peytral: tl;dr there is no beca, only ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
Peytral: In bed.
Dracobolt: That's the point of beca, Peytral.
Peytral: Which is why beca sucks cocks, and I shat bricks every time you [radio edit]ing bring it up
Peytral: You can't even Rule 34 beca. Clearly it needs to die because it doesn't belong in this world. It is a HORRIBLE night to have a beca.
Peytral: Gentlemen, do NOT behold beca, for anger and hatred cannot defeat it.
Peytral: But it is still powerless before the Void.
Peytral: Why can't it just die when it is killed. Because seriously, what is beca I don't even
Wally Caine: Because it's funny?
Wally Caine: Also, I like conversing entirely in nonsense syllables, so maybe I should adopt beca...
Peytral: If there is evil in this world, it lurks in the heart of beca
Peytral: It's a stupid REPLICAAAAAAAAAA and should go die
Peytral: In fact, I would tentacle lolis before I would tentacle beca
Wally Caine: Beca beca beca beca beca beca?
Peytral: Look at your meme. Now back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped using beca in such an incessantly pointless manner and switched to HURF DURF, it could be funny
Peytral: Look down. Back up. Where is it? It's on a forum with memes your meme could be like.
Peytral: What's in your Sbox? Back at me. I have it. It's a joke with two memes that could make you laugh.
Peytral: Look again. The jokes are now TASTY ARROWS. Anything is possible when your meme is funny and not retarded.
Peytral: I'm on a boat.

On phones.

[00:54:53] Hinoa: Screw you guys and your osu >=[
[00:55:00] Amy Lynn: OSU?
[00:55:00] Wallace Caine: Well, you can do that too, but bananas will get you more votes

On Invalidity

[5:52:51 PM] HFS: Also, I'm made entirely of fire, Draco
[5:53:01 PM] HFS: Kinda hard to grab a liver out of something without one
[5:53:06 PM] Draco: I AM MADE ENTIRELY OF RAGE, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

On Advice

[12:08:39 AM] Dracobolt: Well, who am I to ignore the advice of people on the internet?
[12:08:49 AM] Wallycaine: A smart person?

Skype in a Nutshell

[1:19:24 AM] *** Jenna added PK ***
[1:19:37 AM] Peytral: Ow
[1:19:40 AM] *Jenna heals everyone with Iris
[1:19:41 AM] Peytral: Peytral is killed. Period.
[1:19:53 AM] PK: Hmm
[1:19:59 AM] *Jacob high fives Peytral's charred corpse
[1:20:01 AM] *Jacob spits on Jenna
[1:20:06 AM] MadMustache: whoa whoa
[1:20:09 AM] *Jenna pisses on Jacob
[1:20:19 AM] MadMustache: better
[1:20:23 AM] Wallycaine: Hi Pk
[1:20:29 AM] PK: Hi
[1:20:36 AM] MadMustache: hi
[1:20:38 AM] Draco: Hi, Pk, this is pretty much what these are always like.
[1:20:44 AM] Draco: Aren't you glad you came?

(We're) On A Boat

‹UltaFlame› And then Draco was aboard a ship/.
‹UltaFlame› A pirate ship.
‹Draco› Yay!
* Sacra make abterre ets pboard
* Draco changes nickname to Pirate Queen Draco
* Sacra doesnt invide anyone
‹Holly (Steve)› d'awwww
* Pirate Queen Draco invades Sacra
‹Holly› o.o
‹Pirate Queen Draco› It's just like it sounds.
‹Sacra› oh, my
* Sacra blushes
‹Holly› so much banana pudding
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Time to walk the plank.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› If you know what I mean.
‹Sacra› =0
‹Holly›
‹Sacra› I... I think i do...
‹Holly› wait.... o.0
* Holly salps Draco
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Be careful, Sacra.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› It's a trap!
‹Hinoa› what is this, I don't even
‹Sacra› molly we are havening a MONENTM
‹Pirate Queen Draco› A moth?
‹Holly› oh sorr-wait
‹Pirate Queen Draco› A monument?
‹Sacra› a momentum
‹Jenna› save it for the srs topic in sp ladies!
‹Holly› I can haz moment too? (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
Pirate Queen Draco giggles coyly.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› As you say, Jenna.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› :kyle:
‹TheSeaKing› back. xD
‹Sacra› XDD
‹Holly› d'awwwww ;_;
‹Sacra› hi seaking
‹Holly› me is unloved
‹Pirate Queen Draco› All aboard the good ship Draco!
* Sacra salps molly
* Holly is unloved and can't tuype
‹Hinoa› That's what she said!
‹Sacra› she said what?
* Holly boards the good ship Draco
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Where the good times never end!
‹Jenna› Oh snap it's Kyle he's so ****ing hot
‹Hinoa› That's what she said!
‹Holly› \o/
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Sword fights and rigging galore!
‹Sacra› bwaha
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Pirates know a lot of rope tricks.
‹Sacra› kyle wil never look the same :<
‹Holly› is it like the ship level in Donkey Kong Country 2?
‹Sacra› hey poiuoiuuu
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Anyone interested in being my cabin person?
‹Poui› hai?
‹Holly› OOOOOOOH ME
‹Sacra› there is a srs topci in the girl place
‹Holly› PICK ME PICK ME
‹Hinoa› Miss Draco. I'm a ninja. Am I still allowed aboard, or are you of the type that actually still gives a shit about the Feud?
‹Pirate Queen Draco› A word of warning, you'll be spending a lot of time in the cabin. ;D
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Well, is your sword just for show, or are you any good with it?
‹Sacra› can i be the corws nest
‹Holly› I'm a pirate ninja sorcerer, so yeah /o/
‹Poui› I shall respond there. \o
‹Sacra› yaaay thx o/
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Well, then, Holly, better put on your robe and wizard hat and come aboard!
* Holly dons robe and wizard hat!
‹Hinoa› I'm a master of swording, and I know an interesting trick with a naginata and a kusari-gama
* Holly boards
‹Sacra› i make pretty good panckaes
‹Jenna› i want to be a manatee!
‹Sacra› does anyone els ekeep damcing in their seat
* Pirate Queen Draco polishes her blade.
* Sacra throws a ppanckea at braco
* Pirate Queen Draco hopes the pancake is topped with banana pudding.
* Pirate Queen Draco polishes Hinoa's blade next.
‹Sacra› yes is it
‹Sacra› it is
‹Pirate Queen Draco› ***cellent.
* Holly adds moar pudding. Nevar enuff!
‹Poui› what
‹safd› Dracobolt, I need you to do something for me.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› ...
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Really?
‹Sacra› =O
‹Hinoa› .....
‹Holly› what
‹Pirate Queen Draco› It censors the s-e-x word?
‹Sacra› ***
‹Sacra› hahahaha
‹Pirate Queen Draco› What kind of lame, orgy-preventing chat room is this?
‹safd› This is run by Sea. It probably censors everything.
‹Jenna› ahhhhhh i saw lightning
‹Poui› *** *** ***
‹Holly› d'awwwww
‹Sacra› in twelve years old lmao
‹Sacra› ***
‹Sacra› butts
* Pirate Queen Draco explicits safd.
‹Sacra› poop
* safd is delighted.
‹Holly› that juse means we have to use smexy instead
‹TheSeaKing› Testing: ***
‹Hinoa› aaaand mark *against* this chat!
‹Pirate Queen Draco› =(
‹Pirate Queen Draco› We'll just have to be... creative.
‹Poui› Sea was trying to find the filters file to edit it, though.
‹Jarnakel Magnus› You mean a point FOR this chat, right Hinoa?
‹Holly› NO
‹Sacra› ***X
* Holly punts Jarnakel
‹Sacra› o bby
* Pirate Queen Draco explicits Jarnakel Magnus. It's very hot.
‹Hinoa› No, i'm quite sure I said against
* Jarnakel Magnus dodges with teleport
‹Sacra› =o
* Jarnakel Magnus dodges with teleport. Again
‹Pirate Queen Draco› TAKE IT, JARN, TAKE IT!
‹Pirate Queen Draco› YOU CAN'T IGNORE MY GIRTH!
‹Jarnakel Magnus› NEVAH
* Holly salps Draco meanwhile
* Pirate Queen Draco changes nickname to Gary Oak.
‹Gary Oak.›
‹Hinoa› .....
‹Jarnakel Magnus› Ok, Draco gets a tactical facepalm
‹Sacra› bahaha
‹Gary Oak.› So, Jarnakel, is that a ray gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
* Gary Oak. changes nickname to Pirate Queen Draco
‹Jarnakel Magnus› It's a ra gun. *vaporizes Draco*
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Welcome aboard the good ship Draco, Jarnakel.
‹Jarnakel Magnus› *Ray
‹Holly› well I'm happy to see you~
‹Pirate Queen Draco› It's time for you to join our pleasure cruise.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Next stop, the Virgin Islands!
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Of course, they won't stay that way for long.
‹Hinoa› joke expected/10
‹Holly› :monawesomeface:
‹Pirate Queen Draco› There's plenty of coconuts there.
‹Holly› d'awwww
‹Jarnakel Magnus› Too bad Draco. Looks like you'll be missing out on the cruise. On accouint of being vaporized
‹Jenna› and warm, wet, milk
‹Poui›
* Holly unvaporizes Draco
* Holly glomps the newly restored Draco
* Jarnakel Magnus drops a Dreadnought on the chat
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Oh, you should not dread this little trip.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Let's head down south, Jarn, and see what we can find. Maybe a large palm tree. ;D
* Jarnakel Magnus appologizes to those who bacame collateral damage
‹Hinoa› It'll only hurt a little.
‹Holly› you will join us, Jarn~
‹Hinoa› And only if you want it to~
* Holly is clearly some sort of hypotized zombie-thing
‹Jarnakel Magnus› *became. Bah. And no, I will not join you
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Holly's already put on her robe and wizard hat, and I'm sure she's experienced with wands.
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Maybe she'll handle yours if you ask nicely.
* Jarnakel Magnus changes nickname to Mysemar Stalwart
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Do you know the Engorio charm, Holly?
* Sacra puts on her robe adn wizerd ghat
‹Sacra› =e=
‹Holly› maybe sacra does!
‹Holly› oh man this will be fun
‹Sacra› engorio what
‹Sacra› i mean yeahhh totoaly
* Hinoa zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
* Holly dances
* Pirate Queen Draco makes everyone walk the plank.
‹Sacra› ahaha its officialy tomorow in britian
‹Pirate Queen Draco› This concludes our cruise. Be sure to tip your cabin boy; he deserves it!
* Sacra "walks the planck"
* Holly looks at the clock o.0
* Mysemar Stalwart stands Stalwart, andthus avoids walking the plank
* Holly then walks the plank
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Thank you for sailing Banana Pudding cruise lines.
‹Holly› because why not
‹Hinoa› Aw, do I *have* to go?
‹Pirate Queen Draco› We hope you ride us again soon!
* Sacra salps holly
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Well, not you, handsome.
* Holly salps Sacra
‹Sacra› :<
‹Hinoa› =D
‹Pirate Queen Draco› The captain requests you in her quarters.
‹Holly› d'awwww
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Bring your sword - and nothing else. ;D
* Mysemar Stalwart sinks the ship
* Pirate Queen Draco returns to her quarters.
‹Sacra› who
* Mysemar Stalwart sprinkles sharks into the water, and removes atheism form draco's inventory
* Holly prevents the ship from sinking via godmodding
‹Mysemar Stalwart› *from
* Hinoa excuses himself, then strides over to the captain's quarters
* Holly is allowed to do this by the mod staff
* Mysemar Stalwart prevent's Holly from godmodding with godmodding
* Sacra rides a shark to fredon
* Pirate Queen Draco godmods Mysemar Magnus whatever his name is into bondage gear in the captain's quarters. It is very hot.
* Mysemar Stalwart removes godmodding from Holly's inventory
* Mysemar Stalwart dodges GODmodding with the Atheism he stole from Draco
* Pirate Queen Draco thinks Jarnakel should stop being such a bloody stick in the mud and go along with the fun.
‹Mysemar Stalwart› Ohsnaps.
* Hinoa uses Authorial Skill: Deus Ex Machina
‹Pirate Queen Draco› Heh heh. "Stick."
‹Mysemar Stalwart› Didn't see that coming, did you?
‹Holly› your atheism is still subject to mod abuse! the one power that can't be stolen!
‹Hinoa› It's the power that keeps on giving!
* Pirate Queen Draco sails off into the sunset, unharmed.
* Pirate Queen Draco changes nickname to Draco
‹Draco› Wow, that was a fun cruise!
* Sacra keeps the shakr
‹Sacra› sharkk
‹Holly› best cruise ever imo
‹Holly› may or may not need to be moved to srs srs bsns
‹Sacra› cruise shold eb movesd to srs bsns imo

On the 700 Wives of King Solomon

[5:35:17 PM] Dracobolt: How did he have time to, you know, with them all?
[5:35:25 PM] Airi: you know?
[5:35:30 PM] Dracobolt: No, you don't.

On the Uses of Toastwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Draco: Toastercars have many glorious uses includiwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

On the best game title.

Tan: Hey Peytral
Tan: LoH TitS
Peytral: I'm so psyched for LoH TitS
Tan: Yeah
Tan: when you have it in your hands, you can say I AM HOLDING LOH TITS
Peytral: Yep.
Amy Lynn: Oh you.
Peytral: It's my dream to finally wrap my hands around TitS
Tan: I know you've never had it before, remember and be gentle with your LoH TitS.
Peytral: I will be the most gentle ever with TitS
Airi: what the heck is going on in here
Tan: You'll understand in a few years.
Amy Lynn: You just need to experiment a bit.
Airi: .... OOOH you m... wait do you mean...
Tan: Yeah, don't be afraid to go somewhere you haven't been before with it.
Airi: That's an... abbreviation right?
Peytral: I will explore every crevice of TitS
Tan: Good man. Airi: Seriously guys what.
Tan: xD best game title ever though, seriously
Peytral: srsly
Airi: ..... so it isn't breasts......? X_X SO CONFUSED
Tan: no, why would you even think it was breasts?
Peytral: It's a game, Airi.
Peytral: Get your mind out of the gutter.
Airi: I'm sorry.... ;_____;
Peytral: Jeez.
Tan: I know right? I thought she was supposed to be innocent.

On spoiler-avoiding.

[7:05:27 PM] Amy Lynn (Draco): Because I know who Sveta is and junk.
[7:05:40 PM] Amy Lynn (Draco): And now that I'm actually playing DD and feel meh about it, I don't care as much about spoilers.
[7:05:44 PM] Lemu: I'm worried for someone who isn't aware of her by now
[7:06:02 PM] Amy Lynn (Draco): They would be my hero.
[7:06:12 PM] Amy Lynn (Draco): Because they would be amazing at avoiding spoilers.
[7:06:16 PM] Amy Lynn (Draco): Like a spoiler avoiding GOD.

On what we should all strive to achieve.

21:21 [Logo] OMGZ YOU GAIZ
21:21 [Logo] I did something.
21:21 [Tan 'o war] Soufflé'd Kraden Beatrice?
21:22 [Draco] I approve.

On clowning around.

Today, 1:26 AM: Astronomical God Hand: Saying that we're failing to entertain you implies that we're your clowns
Today, 1:27 AM: Dracobolt: Well, clowns are scary and evil.