True Story

Chrono Ivan: Come arty, with [Hinoa] banned we can finally prance around in JC forum! *prance prance prance prance*
Hinoa: Since when did I ban prancing around in Jupiter?
Hinoa: I'm actually fairly certain that prancing is a Jupiter tradition
Chrono Ivan: Just cuz we let bliss do that parade of prancing every year doesn't mean it's considered acceptable for the rest of us to do it, Hinoa. UNTIL NOW!
Jackal: So, Michael Cera's a Jovian?
Artemis: He's got you there, Chrono
Chrono Ivan: Fine, then I'll leave. And start my own clan! With gambling! And hookers! In fact, forget the gambling!
Artemis: And the clan?
Jackal: And this is how the Venus Clan was born.
RyuKenshin: Very good Jackal, you know your Venus Clan history.