Gilgamesh: Also, whoops, forgot I wanted to be in character D:
Prinny [Peytral]: Since when do tumors sound funny, dood?
Gilgamesh: The word "tumor" sounds strange, mongrel.
Prinny: A lot of words sound weird, dood.
Chrono Ivan: Call me mongrel and I'll call you a loser who let a snake eat the plant he crossed the waters of death to get to.
Chrono Ivan: And went all emo when his boytoy died.
Gilgamesh: At least I can actually make it across, mongrel.
Gilgamesh: And I COULD always go back.
Hinoa: Blah blah Unlimited Pointy Things Works
Chrono Ivan: I can FLY across.
Chrono Ivan: In conclusion you suck and I rock. It took someone else to make you immortal, when you fought and died and failed to yourself. Loser.
Gilgamesh: Nonsense! You who doesn't believe in a god would be crippled by the laws of physics. You'd never get past the sun, which I outran.
Chrono Ivan: I MINORED IN THIS SHIT, YOU BETTER BELIEVE I KNOW HOW EPICALLY GIGAMESH FAILED
Chrono Ivan: Shoulda been called the Epic Fail of Gilgamesh. :nodnod:
Gilgamesh: Yeah, yeah, I read the Epic of Gilgamesh too, ya know.
Chrono Ivan: You outran the sun, but I use old spice odor blocker! It's so powerful it turns out the sun!
Chrono Ivan: But then it gets cold. So it makes another one! DOUBLE SUN POWEEEEERRRR!
Hinoa: ...it's like watching a train wreck: horrible, but I just can't turn away
Gilgamesh: One who relies on Old Spice to do their work for them cannot be called a true man, Princess.
Chrono Ivan: I feel the same way about your face Hinoa.
Holly [Steve]: but only a true man can get Old Spice to work for them
Holly: thus, we have a paradox
Hinoa: D-, see me after class
Chrono Ivan: ITT Gilgamesh admits he doesn't smell like the man your man could smell like. And isn't on a boat.
Chrono Ivan: Hinoa, where did I say I wanted your approval? I'm insulting you. Lrn2 grasp logic.
Holly: Where I come from, there IS no logic!
Gilgamesh: Boats are for mongrels who have something to compensate for >:c
Hinoa: SCP-932 reacts violently when not faced with a putdown. Caution is advised.
Hinoa: Fred, you're from Iowa. We know.
Chrono Ivan: Yeah you'd know, since you smash them up because you're a douche.
Gilgamesh: What's that, Chrono? I can't hear you over the sound of all the girls you're not getting.
Chrono Ivan: Anyways Hinoa shut up, you're so ugly when you walk by windows people think they're funhouse mirrors.
Chrono Ivan: What's that Gilgamesh? You were such a dick the gods had to send a manwhore to make you stfu?
Hinoa: I'd counter with a your momma joke, but I hate to lower myself to your level.
Gilgamesh: So what you're saying is you'll shut up if I send you Moose?
Chrono Ivan: I'd make up a better excuse for not even being able to think up a yo momma joke, but yours is already so pathetic that I just can't top it.
Holly: If anything, YOU would shut up if WE sent YOU Moose
Hinoa: [radio edit], I think Boyd's winning
Hinoa: Also, you just did.
Hinoa: QUOD ERA DEMONSTRATUM, MATERFORNICATUS
Chrono Ivan: No, Boyd's not THAT good. He'd shut up if we sent Peytral. Or Teyra even.
Hinoa: ...okay, so I just wanted an excuse to post dog latin. Sue me.
Holly: no, Boyd hasn't won until Chrono compares him to Hitler and/or the Nazis
Hinoa: Then it's only a matter of time
Chrono Ivan: Hinoa mah boi, may the lice of a thousand deer infest your genitals. ><
Holly: ...which now can't happen. [radio edit]
Holly: I think I accidentally the debate, guys
Gilgamesh: Learn your place, mongrel! You who puts on a top hat and monocle and dares to call yourself "enlightened."
Hinoa:
Holly: You only say that because you look terrible in a top hat and monocle, Boydgamesh
Hinoa: Aw, no, Fred, not the whole debate!
Chrono Ivan: Go home, forgotten king. All who came after you surpassed you in every way. You are no Alexander, no Genghis Khan, no George Patton, no Charlemange. You are merely a village mayor with an overblown sense of entitlement and a superiority complex.
Chrono Ivan: If this was F/SN I'd be eating Gates of Babylon about now.
Hinoa: Whereas Chrono's just best two out of three there
Hinoa: Unless you managed to get elected mayor of Ottawa...?
Gilgamesh: Alexander and his entire army fell to my blade. You're just jealous because power is something you can never attain because your science is soft
Chrono Ivan: I'm just gonna beat Gil down without even checking the score. >:#
Gilgamesh: And since you asked for it, Gate of Babylon! *swords rain down like hailstones*
Hinoa: Q to 12. I forgot in whose favor it is, though
Chrono Ivan: All the power you possess and none of your desires have come to fruition. Who is the powerless one here?
Chrono Ivan: This is why I only argue with Hinny or maybe Fluff, they can out comeback me. >:3
Gilgamesh: True power lies in influence. Thousands of years later my tale is still told. Your name will be forgetten within a decade of your demise. After all, you merely live in Canada. I was the focal point of the world back then.
Hinoa: Fluff only because he goes directly to ad hominem
Chrono Ivan: Did you earnestly believe you could defeat me? How amusing.
Hinoa: And now he's busting out the video game quotes! Chrono's really risking everything here!
Gilgamesh: At least I didn't resort to quoting video games yet.
Hinoa: Oh, and Gilgy calls him on it!
Chrono Ivan: All they retell is your failure to acheive anything. If that is a legacy, dying unremarked is no bad thing.
Hinoa: Buckle in, ladies and gents, this show's only just getting started
Chrono Ivan: Besides, Odysseus was much cooler than you, he won with brains instead of brawn. And banged every chick he met.
Gilgamesh: Failed to achieve anything? Defeating Humbaba and the Bull of Heaven was nothing? If protecting a city is a faliure, than your definition of failure is sorely lacking. Perhaps this is why Peytral is superior to you.
Gilgamesh:
Chrono Ivan: Wait no there was that one princess. The only chick he didn't bang was the princess.
Hinoa: Ow! Low blow there!
Chrono Ivan: Yes, you protected your city. If doing something every soldier has sworn to do throughout history is what you are reduced to feed your exceptionalism, you are truly deluded.
Gilgamesh: If you think so lowly of the success of soldiers, what do their failures mean to you, you who does not protect your own country?
Chrono Iva: What surprises ME is that I don't even have to resort to gilgamesh crying like a pussy like necare to insult him, even though socionormatively crying in men is only seen as a sign of weakness in the modern west.
Hinoa: Two words: Manly Tears.
Gilgamesh: Ouch, I just got compared to Necare.
Gilgamesh: That's like the Temple version of Nazis or something
Chrono Ivan: My country was founded on their success, our martial prowress unmatched in the crucible of war, our men sailing across half the world to fight for their king. While your own city pleaded with the gods to spare them from you.
Holly: !!!!!
Hinoa: DING DING DING
Hinoa: ROUND ONE OVER
Hinoa: FLAMEWARRIORS PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR CORNERS
Chrono Ivan: Also Necare = Nazis is no, Nazis is Reapist. GOD.
Gilgamesh: Nah, Reapist is Hilter.
Chrono Ivan: I like how you arbitrarily declare Necare is the nazi comparison when it was clear you were going to lose.
Gilgamesh: But
Gilgamesh: Chrono, one does not need a reason to insult Necare.
Holly: no, but one DOES need a reason to involve the Nazis/Hitler
Dracobolt: Godwin's? Really?
Hinoa: Show's over, nothing to see here
