Kentington: "Oh golly, Jebediah! A telephone has appeared in town!"
Kentington: "Verily, we must smite it!"
Kentington: *Jebediah proceeds to use his Amish Powers to break the telephone with his prehensile beard*
Kentington: "And now some vile harlot is corrupting our village by showing her ankles!"
Kentington: "Quickly, get the burqa!"
